Sky is blue, sun is hot, water is wet, etc.

Actually, I didn’t ask.

It’s the Clippers - they will fuck it up.

I get it - Shreveport isn’t New Orleans. You might want to let Walk-On’s “Bistreaux” know however:

Hey Kawhi, of what’s chances in hell are you likely to sign with the Clippers?

Harold Baines getting in at least gives me hope that Dwight Evans might make it someday, even if it is the result of a broken system.

Dear Bowlen family, please sell the team to this man, for our sake.

I can’t wait for next year’s sit down with Bill Simmons to review the Fast and Furious films.

Yeah, not sure these moves are worth it since pre-season bullpen moves never seem to pan out the way teams think they will due to injury or regression. Better to sign someone cheap for a year or two (Cody Allen? Joakim Soria?) and see if it works out - if not, seems pretty easy to shore up the bullpen later in the…

GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO! (In honor of Drew)

Hey Hugh, try Grindr, you might get a few takers (though you would have to lose that tacky suit).

Chris, my man, what a fucking headline.  Bravo.

Wait - Scoop K has now validated my opinion so I’m doubling down - he can’t shoot for shit!

So obviously, bad job by me just basing my opinion on a 5 minute video highlights clip. Then again, its just the Deadspin comments section so fuck it.

Those c-pillars are so thin - it’s like the anti-Mazda 3.

Hmmm, an undersized 5 (maybe 4) who doesn’t seem to have range beyond 15-18 feet? He might get eaten alive in the league. This is totally just based on watching the embedded 5-minute video, but I’m not sure he’s a better prospect than Bol-Bol.

Am I the only one who gets a strong Marky Mark vibe from this guy?

Yeah, that was an accidental Shammgod. 4/10 for the move, 8/10 for the finish.

It was working in television that helped heal his brain