So white colonialism is still alive and breathing in the form of rich, anglo-American males stomping all over Africa.

First they did it with humans, now they’re doing it with wildlife. The only difference is that the world is now much more vigilant and and yes, vengeful.

I hope Dr Seski-Needledick is ready for his…

HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE GLITTER ASHLEE??????

I’m Australian. I just pop in to these sorts of articles to read the comments. I do it to try and work out why you put up with this.

I haven’t found the answer yet.

Well Chris Hemsworth and I were introduced by Tom Hiddleston after I told Tom to stop pestering me, so I’ll see what I can do. Maybe Tom is free even though I may have deleted his number from my cell after all the stalky stuff-stop-it-Tom.

#ohgodIamsodelusionaltoday

So George two-timed both of us?!!!!

In my other life where I’m a gorgeous goddess with perfect teeth who snapchats with Angelina and Brad - Chris Hemsworth is my husband. This was after I broke up with George Clooney because I stopped returning his phone calls when he got together with Amal.

Aaaaaaand I need to stop now.

I was paternal. She responded to someone paternal. I liked her youth and energy. She deferred to me, and I was happy to give her an enormous amount of decision making just as a gift and let her take charge of so many things.

Rumer’s a pretty amazing singer to0 - in fact she’s been singing for years. Have you heard her Toxic cover? :)

Derpy - well thank heavens for that.

I still stand by the whole “so tight & white” thing though.

Why would anyone wear uber-tight, white (yes white) skinny leg jeans to shift furniture around? And the same goddamn pair for 4 days? And she didn’t notice her circulation getting cut off at any stage? Like her toes and calves turning, um hellooo, fucking blue?

Lucky she wasn’t wearing a skinny scarf - girlfriend…

Damn - you beat me to it. Such a hilaire episode too.

Sorry to burst your bubble but they’re not.

You skipped biology class didn’t you honey?

The fact that it took a total of 13 men to “plan and orchestrate” the shooting of a schoolkid on a bus says a hell of a lot for their collective intelligence levels.

What the hell are you even talking about with the monkey thing? It makes no sense in Australia.

Yes, I’m an Australian. I’d love to hear your examples - especially from a visiting American. (I mean the world just never gets to hear what Americans think enough really).

Exactly, she didn’t get her foot in the front door enough to be fired. She had a job offer withdrawn from her. And so she should have too.

No vajayjay - just chicken wings. Oh and don’t answer the troll who replied to you. He’s in the greys fapping - where he belongs

You fucking idiotic, patronising dickweed. You can’t even spell correctly and you’re schooling people on legislative interpretation? Where are your sources for the “Lots of businesses.” Cite your references for your common law precedents of, derp, “Plenty of court cases”. Oh and, Out-Of-Your-Own-Asshole isn’t a valid…