This is the greatest comment on Chucky babes ever.

On a scale of 1 to 10, my schadenfreude is at 140.

"I go to the Greek and Roman Galleries first. I'll choose different objects to fixate upon. A trip to the Met can be very emotional. There are paintings there that just lift me off the ground. I feel buoyant. One is Picasso's portrait of Gertrude Stein. I feel as though I'm taking the pulse of a moment in the 20th…

What an absolute load of horse shit. Where have you been getting your stories from - the pack of a toilet roll wrapper? Far from Australia being the land of plenty in early European colonisation, many early white settlers starved and suffered malnutrition and vitamin deficiencies due to their inability in the harch…

Yes and yes, exactly. Or get a jar, pour in some olive oil, splash of white vinegar, lemon juice , salt & pepper. Shake it up. Voila - low fat, quick dressing that is 1/10th of amything you'd buy in the store.

That looks amazing. Plus, it's good for you.

I feel you. I do feel bad when friends ask me for recipes of things I've made that are pretty basic. I don't understand how someone needs a recipe/instructions on how to scramble eggs, but then I check myself and remember it's a cross between not everyone having been raised the way I was and the way we aren't…

Hmm, I'm speaking as the daughter of a chef, as well as being raised in a restaurant and trained as a chef myself. It seems that people who watch and follow cooking programs, (I should say - lesser quality cooking programs) have little to no understanding of cooking or the way to treat food. In short, their food…

She also likes to drive her Subaru Forester to the mall and secretly orders Cross Trainers from Ebay and returns them unopened.
#CommonWomenJustLikeGwyneth

Ask Gwynny, and so you shall receive.

This is still my favorite meme, however I'm gonna have to adapt it to include
"AN IUD IS NOT A BABY".

Exactly what I was thinking. Why the fuck does he continue to insert his ugly, raping, woman-abusing personage into the public's face?

Yaaay for a good laugh. I hope the week gets better for you. <3

Family members are claiming Nick Gordon is under investigation for the attempted murder of Bobbi Kristina.

My favorite celebrity comment of all time on Piers Morgan.

Stephen Fry was asked on a British quiz show for the definition of "countryside".

Stephen Fry - "To kill Piers Morgan."

I am in love with this little sassy person. She sounds a lot like a young me. <3

Meh . . . . . now if he was drinking straight out of a shitty diaper - then I'd be impressed.

It's a pity they didn't save their money and call the Griffin family.

26? Twenty. Six?

Oh honey no. Nahuh.

Oh I've been watching this unfold on Twitter for a while. He has been aided and abetted by the lower end of the GamerGate dickheads, although to be fair quite a few have called him out too.

It won't help. He is not trolling as some allege. He is totally and completely unhinged. Brianna Wu needs police protection or…