DEFENESTRATIONS FOR ALL!!!11

My entire take out from this? Why a sad, pathetic grey haired man is still playing out his college years.

OMG OMG OMG - my very bestest friend (well he's actually just an acquaintance but whatever) met Leo Di Caprio at the UN Climate Change Conference and they talked for abut 30 minutes and he said he was the nicest person there and super chill and he got a pic with him and, and, and . . . he totally forgot to hand over…

A lot of the Precious EaterTM syndrome rests with people who are attention seeking foodies* with no idea about food production, food ingredients and the big one - what actually constitutes an allergy.

People - if you don't like it, or it makes you feel yukky or you've never had a "thing" for broccoli, that doesn't…

I remember when "Titanic" came out and I was asked to go and see it with a group of friends (one of whom wasn't the brightest little button in the sewing box). I said I didn't really want to because I couldn't stand to see the ship sink with everyone on board. Suddenly she screamed, "Gaahd - don't tell me how it…

Just stopped by to say that James Blunt marrying is no loss to anyone. Has anyone ever seen or heard him interviewed? I'm sorry but the guy is a total toolbag. Bye Felicia.

The Apocalypse

"That boob looks like a pantyhose filled with cotton. That boob looks like a painted balloon. That boob looks fake as hell."

The whole three of them look like she stole them from Barbie. Is there anything about this woman that isn't fake? The only thing she needs medical treatment for is attentionwhoreitis.

That was beautiful. :)

I'm kind of seriously hoping there isn't already a word for this but, you never know the interwebz . . .

Oh thank goddess - I thought it was a cluster* of decaying, used condoms.

* Collective noun for a group of used condoms? Anybody?

My dearest Ari, while your posts are all rational and intelligent - do not be wasting your time using the logicz and the sciencez shit with the creationists. They're the craziest irrational, unintelligent whack-a-doodles out there.

Where's the beautiful pea-green boat? ROBBED!!

Nope. The head's not big enough - literally and figuratively.

Well lord help white patriarchy with all these angry black women a'roaming around. /

I know Mr Pinkham has made recommendations before about using local newspapers and their writers and community based blogs. (They all have to substantiate to their bosses about what they write.)

I would say as a general rule avoid anything that doesn't require the poster's proof or any validation of the experience and…

I am so sad for you and so, so sorry too. Know that an internet stranger far away is thinking of you and your daughter at this time.

My god that was stunning writing - pure and evocative and heart wrenching.

You're right - a general awareness campaign is needed. And from one to another can I just say - Love, strength, peace and healing to you. <3 <3

I employed a woman chef once, (well I employed many womenz chefs, but I digress). She was the meanest motherfucker I've ever met. She once carried half a pig into the walk in coolroom from the butcher's van - all 160 pounds of it. And she knocked one of the apprentices in the jaw (and made him drop in a heap) when he…