I don't think the poster quite gets that. I think she thinks it's some sort of Kumbaya community group there for the public's pleasure and not a money driven, ruthless corporate business there to squeeze business owners out of money in exchange for their on-line reputation.

You're an attorney? Seriously? I gather that means you went to college and utilised critical thinking skills.

Your endless defence of a corrupt and biased business is painful to read. This isn't about Yelp - it's about you. Think about it. All you've done is defend the indefensible because you write for it and you…

I'm a former restaurant owner. I have copies of advertising/letter/promotions/emails Yelp has sent us over the years offering to help us with our ratings and rankings and by the way had we considered their special deal for 12 months worth of advertising?! I have a good friend in the accommodation industry that Yelp…

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As the sister of a gay brother with our very religious mother (your brother is not gay he just hasn't met the right girl do not bring this up again) this was very bitter sweet.

I wish them all the blessings in the universe.

The power of the lede compels me . . . I HAVE THE FEEEEELZZZ!!
*flings arms skywards*

Ten Things About Ledes You Won't Believe - What Happened Next Will Change You For The Rest Of Your Life.

It's his preternatural existentialism showing . . .

As a former restaurant owner I will just say this - there are not enough stars in our solar system to say how much I love these people. If enough people kept fucking around with Yelp and treating it like the extortionist circle-jerk that it is we could relegate it to cyber-history.

Thank you for playing your part in…

Great. Hopefully women will stay away in droves. Just because they now can.

Damn, I was so repulsed I went to click the "Block him" on the screen cap myself!

" . . . here is a video clip from an academic dissertation I unearthed titled Ease and Violence: Supporting the Proletariat in Germany's Mealworm Economy. It's good stuff!"

(*George Takei voice*) Oh my, my, my. The German proletariat have certainly changed.

Ballet Chipmunk would like a hook up on Tinder.

To be fair, that twat (typo stays because I like it) was part of a running commentary on Ferguson where Jesse Williams appears to be at the moment. And he's angry too.

For true pretentiousness see Will Smith's two children - whatevertheirnamesI'mtired.

I mean c'mon Rebecca . . . YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER CERVIX DILATING EITHER!!!! Or how many contractions she had per minute!!!!1111

The literal people of the world need our extra patience and guidance - bless them. That and something tells me ole Jellyhead is a man who has little experience of being heavily…

weeeeeell . . . maybe that's what the rubber gloves are for.

*shudders*

Just a side issue too. If you allow employees or your kids or whoever to post on your business Facebook page then you bear the responsibility too. Saying, "Oh it was a staff member who did it", does not absolve you of some responsibility. It just shows you have no care as to who represents your business, no interest…

Psst Mark, just a little tip. They're definitely not used tampons. Just painted ones. Used ones would be bloated out fat and the blood would be . . . well, you get the picture.

And I applaud their use of rubber washing up gloves. Good clinical hygiene is important, even on the runway.

I'm genuinely surprised someone who doubts the shape of the earth can understand the science of surrogacy.

Dear Ms Bialik,

Running through the streets with a flame thrower yelling "KILL ANYTHING WITH A FUCKING DICK" is man bashing. Some fictional characters in an animated Disney movie without a man as its central hero? Not so much.

You're welcome.