"I can look myself in the mirror and know that I was trying to help this family . . . Keenan said he believes he's going to be put through the wringer for trying to help."

Well isn't he just the Great White Saviour? Paternalistic . . . look it up Mr Keenan.

Indeed he is. And he is to sock designing what Barry Manilow is to hip-hop.

I know, I know. I want a Russian Wonder Woman who swoops into the Kremlin* on her bad ass mofo bike and knocks Putin into next week. All entirely real of course.

(*No idea what Russian parliament is called.)

I love my Go-Pro but I am sorry - 100% absolutely, fakearoonie set up is a 100% fakeroonie set up. From the first conveniently and strategically placed ashtray to the conveniently opened windows and unlocked doors of cars and the really, really bad acting. Hell, even the rubbish looked fake. Either that or she's…

Yes I agree. It's a little known fact that her mother is a feminist academic here in Australia (she's a clinical nurse educator who works from a strong feminist perspective). Her recently deceased father was quite outspoken too in support of feminism in some of his academic works. (Psychology/mental health).

In fact…

Eeeeeeeeexactly, which is why I made the vomit comment. It reads as if she does 90% of the household work and he comes in at the end and does a few acrobatics. Anyone who does this is making it harder for us all to break those cut and dried gender roles out of the concrete.

(Lol at Ben Affleck=Butt for a face.)

Bah humbug . . .

OK Callie, OK. I took the plunge and read the Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck thingy for y'all . . .

"We are divided down a very mom-dad line," Garner told Jimmy Fallon in April. "If it has to do with making food, or [doing] homework or anything that has to do with actually functioning - sorry it's true - that's a mom…

Does the ghostly dildo remain hidden so other people can not see it if it's ah . . . being used? Asking for a friend . . .

I like the cut of your jib.

Nope. Not me. :)

Yes to all of the above. IT IS ART PEOPLE - ART. YOU PHILISTINES!!!!

I googled Jefe Wine, aka Wine-O, aka Christian rapper Nuwine, aka Maurice Lasel.

It says he is 39. Help me out here but if Iggy Azalea is 24 now and she was underage when this sex tape was shot approximately 6 or more years ago, how old does that make Mr Winewhatthefuckever when he filmed the tape?? Is anyones else's…

" . . . sing "Happy" while sitting on the floor in a jumpsuit, accompanied by a red plastic cup."

OH MY GOD KELLY WHY CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS IS ART?????!!!! What starts out as a triumph soon becomes manipulated into a manifesto of red temptation, leaving only a sense of unreality and the dawn of a new order!!!!!!!111

Or…

I don't really know. I know it's not from Wuthering Heights because I watched that from front to back and know his lips in every scene, (purely for research purposes of course). Do any other Jezzies know?

Oh, no, no, no, no. It was necessary for . . . . medicinal purposes.

I watched this twice over. I was so exhausted I had to go lie down and drink vodka.

Dog whistling. Look it up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog-whist…

So they deliberately vote in dumb people?
(I get what you're saying though).

I need to do this to his mouth. I'm sure he'll let me when we inevitably meet randomly in a coffee shop somewhere, and he slowly takes off his shirt, and . . .