My first job was at a second-run movie theater. Tarzan, the Lion King, and Aladdin all came through. We sang the bimbo harmonies for certain songs and braced ourselves for the wave of screaming toddlers being hauled out of the theater when various scares/deaths occurred. Phil Collins brings the ghost of…

I can’t be the first person to post this:

I worked for a Hollywood Video for 3 years back when dinosaurs and VCRs roamed the earth. According to corporate, we were supposed to play these 20-minute promotional DVD loops all day, every day, but it drove the manager crazy, so we put on Disney movies instead. I’ve only seen The Emperor’s New Groove twice, but…

You mean “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys?

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Is it strange that I inherently trust Mandy Moore? Idk if it’s the Walk to Remember nostalgia, but she’s always seemed like a decent gal.

Oh, I’d be SO on board with an Apartment 23 revival!!!

Jessica Jones was far-and-away the best of this group of programming. I can’t say I’m surprised by this news, though. What I’m really pissed about is the fact that they made this decision AFTER they wrapped filming, so we’re likely to get a cliffhanger or otherwise un-finished ending. Which is fucking frustrating.

You know, with this comment, and another comment she made about Harvey Weinstein in the mid 90s, I say we should just start asking Courtney Love about all sorts of famous dudes, and see what she says.

“There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact, it’s all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun.”

Am I weird for being sad that I’ll never see this with my own two eyes?

If you look at r/trailmeals or other camping forums, people are just packing snickers. They’re great when you’re walking up hills all day and you’re desperate for calories.

Yes, well, you also have statutory 35 hour workweeks, a month of vacation, subsidized healthcare, subsidized vegetables, and a culture around food and eating.

Maybe it’s just my North American brain, but the fact that when I have a meal I’m not spending it talking about different food doesn’t sound like a pity at all. That sounds ridiculously mind-numbing.

One CLIF bar has more carbs, sugar, and calories than a single serving of Lucky Charms or a Snickers bar. Why not eat a piece of fruit and drink a bottle of water if you don’t have time a meal?

I don’t know WTF kinds of dads you’re hanging out with, but let’s give him a little bit of credit. He’s got a nice body. It’s covered in ridiculous drawings, and he less talented than my cats (who, by the way, are QUITE talented), but that is a good looking torso there. It’s just too bad it’s attached to an entitled…

I get your point but . . .  I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

No no no. The hot new thing will be studio versaclimber classes. You read it here first.

You’re... not at all familiar with the McElroys, are you?

The McElroy Brothers are exceptionally aware of their cishet white male privilege, make excellent things, and have an extremely diverse fanbase that they embrace and celebrate.