I’m right there with you! Well, I mean, kinda... I’m pretty much everything that magazine told me not to be. My formerly SUPER evangelical parents are now only like sorta kinda how they used to be... wayyyy watered down, thankfully. I’m glad I escaped the bubble.

Thank you for this. Really. I found it comforting.

I feel the exact same. I have two little girls. My brain can’t process the thought of something bad happening to them, let alone the world crumbling around them. I just want them to have happy healthy lives :(

I’m 34 and I have a 5 year old and a 3 year old. The desperation I feel when I read stuff like this is overwhelming.

I was just telling a youth about the collective obsession we as teens in the 90's had with glitter. I had roll on glitter, glitter hair gel, glitter lotion for my body, scented glitter... it was insane. I coated myself with it daily!!!

JAAAAAANE WE MISSED YOU!!! I’m so happy!

I really liked it too! I went with a few of my mom friends and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. I love Kunis, Bell and Hahn though... I’d watch them just sitting around talking for 2 hours!

This is my mother. It infuriates me!

This is the best blog in the history of time and it kept me sane when my first was a newborn and I was up all night nursing her. My snort-laughing woke up the baby more than a few times!

Same!! I hated Full House and it’s still terrible, but somehow Fuller House is terrible BUT at least entertaining?!? I binged season 1 last winter when I was in bed sick and it actually made me laugh. I blame the fever I had, but regardless, it kept me entertained. Still confused about it.

Yep. I went to community college, then a private college, and paid off my student loans 15 years before most of my peers, and I’ve been successful in my career from the day I graduated college. I tell EVERY young person I encounter to go to community college first!!!

My husband is the exact same. I’ve always got cavities and I brush and floss like a maniac, and my husband basically waves his toothbrush at his mouth like it’s a magic wand and calls it “brushing”. Every time he goes to the dentist they go on and on about how healthy his teeth and gums are, it’s so frustrating! 

This is a VERY important discussion. I personally choose Chris Pratt, hands down (he kinda looks like my husband so I’m biased). But wait... nope. They’re all handsome and charming and what the heck, it’s a quadruple tie. I GIVE UP

You’re an American hero!!

I begrudgingly watched 21 Jump Street and then it became one of my absolute favorite silly movies to put on when I just needed a laugh. 22 Jump Street is hilarious too!

I think it’s more like, how I remember clouds and trees looking while ON the mushrooms, not that they actually look like that now, but my brain remembers how cool it all looked. It doesn’t happen a lot but I notice it from time to time. Or I’ll see a really pretty sunset and be like, “wow this would look cool on…

The one and only time I ate them I had a great time but my stomach was WRECKED for a full day afterward! Totally not worth it. I had fun but yeesh, at what cost?!

Yeahhhhh me and my long torso can NOT wear rompers. I’ve tried.

YES! The first one is amazing and pitch-perfect. I was about 15 when it came out and I still probably watch it once a year and laugh uncontrollably. It’s really SO good. Sequels were so disappointing. But I don’t watch them!

Me and my two preschool-aged daughters (and husband!) all LOOOOVE this show. Star rules!