Oh man, but the second one was so FUN! I like them both. Joe Manginegleoghleno doing his dance at the convenience store?! How can you NOT laugh at that?!

I’m going to go with some girlfriends, get some fun-loving pals to go with you and I promise you you won’t be embarrassed! You’ll all just be having fun!

Dude. you must watch. In the theater everyone was literally clapping and laughing and by the end curled up in their seats, red-cheeked and fanning themselves. It’s a blast. Go watch!

Well said!!!

Yes that’s how I took it, too. I’m a mom of two little girls and I’ve had enough with the insane sancti-mommies. OVER IT.

I’m very similar to you except my husband stays home with the kids, so no nanny - but we seem to be similarly laid back about parenting! My little girls (4 and 2) wear hand-me-downs, haven’t ever had a themed birthday or anything over the top, aren’t over-scheduled, and dammit, they are happy. I know SO MANY…

That’s so, SO COOL! I love it, maybe I’m the only one!

I’ve been really into watching videos on youtube of abandoned malls, it’s all so very fascinating to me. There are SO MANY of them out there, that are totally abandoned, or have like, 180 store spots and have 2 stores that are actually open. So many malls opened in the late 80's only to last like... 10 years! So many…

This exactly. Boobs are SO heavy and can get get sore just from the weight of them - my nursing bras were the sturdiest bras I’ve ever owned!

Same. I also barely have boobs so TECHNICALLY we are the people who could wear such a dumb thing, because we don’t have to worry about the girls flopping out- but WHY?! I would just look so weird in this. It would be SO un-sexy.

Yes, flowy tops are when I do like my A cups- and no bra sometimes is definitely a perk! As small as they are though, I still need wear a sports bra when I go for a walk or do any sort of workout- how are they so small and still hurt when I jump around?!

(I also realize how whiney this sounds. I’m just PMS-y and found an old photo of me and my husband where I’m in a bikini and I am mourning my old boobs)

haha, “drawing the eye up and away from the beer baby”!! How did you know my body shape?!?!? Really my boobs are just so much less perky than before, it kind of bums me out. They’re just so small and “blah”. I look at old photos of myself (I was a full B cup before kids) and I think “why didn’t I appreciate those…

Someone like myself, who is president and CEO of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. My boobs shrunk after having/nursing my two kids and now I’m an A cup. So many negatives to tiny boobs, but cute bras are the only positive.

Mine is almost the same life, just a couple of years behind, and only two kids. Those sober weddings were spent pumping in a bathroom or in a car, FUN TIMES.

This. I invite our single friends to our kids birthday parties, not expecting ANYTHING, but it’s just because I want to see my friends, and want them to be included. If they don’t come, no biggie!

Oh my God, that sounds fabulous. Tell me more? Like, really mundane details. I’m a working mom of 2 and I’m exhausted...I love the life I’ve chosen, but some days I dream of being you!!!

ooohhhhhh tell tell tell mooooooooore! Was she as sweet in person? Did she smell like flowers? (I imagine she does)

yeah, if someone paid ME $128, I’d wear it. Once. To the grocery store.

It’s amazing/weird to watch. Like she didn’t hit ONE beat, the whole time!