One person gets to keep her job.

Yes, I am. I wonder how you knew that ;)

Oh God. These people live in my town. This area is inundated with young hippies with dreads. I'm not surprised to read this. BUT nothing will likely come of it. They're usually too stoned and trance dancing and buying only organic with food stamps to actually accomplish anything.

Methadone is said to be worse than heroin. Just today I guy told me he’s been clean for five years but still has bad days. He used 1000 feet of toilet paper from two weeks of constant diarrhea after he quit cold turkey.

PSA: you can download free books instantly from the library. It has changed my life.

What body part is this?

You rock, as always.

Nice trailer. But...I read both Ray Bradbury and Macbeth at the same time in high school. This does not come even close to either of their writings.

Ignore the haters. You are correct in all things, and 100+ stars for the flying pigs reference.

I don't know. The Japanese come to Hawaii to get married, so they're young and it's just the two of them. The Chinese come in big groups. The Korean women though, and I've just started seeing them in the last year or so, are alone or have their kids. And they look like they're seeking asylum, they're so sad.

HA HA! Why am I not surprised.

You see them too? Very sad.

I'm not surprised. I live in Hawaii, and you can just tell who the Korean women are. They come here either alone or with their kids. And they're so sad. Like refugees, they come.

“though some people think both are legit candidates or could be, which what”

The umm, huge cameltoe is just a tad distracting.

“That’s on you, boo. “

Huh? Regardless, your mileage may vary.

Didn’t read this because of Whitney Cummings. IMO the most obnoxious person ever.

Getting drunk cuz an asshole is marrying someone else is totally okay. Get drunk, cry and rant and rave, get it out of your system.. Then when you're sober, youllmrealize you've been blessed that you are not his wife.

No, don't be sad. Just don't assume that their military profile automatically means the person is,ok.