Heh. Broke up with a guy this weekend for this reason alone.

Hmm. I am the opposite. Probably cuz I’m on the Asperger spectrum. I like the outgoing people who say it all. No confusion. The people who keep their thoughts and feelings hidden confuse the fuck out of me.

Nah. I was with a military dude. Decorated and all that. MOST abusive guy ever.

So true. A family member admitted to me that not only had he been raped by his aunt as a child, but that he is a child rapist, and he has no control over himself. He was crying out for help. So, I called the police, and told his mom. Less than a day later, I was kicked out of the family because he denied it all.…

When I worked at my local HIV/STD clinic, our biggest funding came from MAC cosmetics.

I know. So sad. She recently admitted to body issues, but outfits like this do nothing to help.

Have you tried porn first?

A guy gave me my Lelo. He is long gone, but the Lelo is forever.

Barbarella:

This is the first thing I read of his, and I fell in love:

He called himself “honorary Asperger”.

Mine was from a University computer to my stepfather, on a non-multimedia computer. Blue screen, white font. It was 1994 or so. I remember having to write down an address to mail him, but I don’t remember having to create an account. I remember thinking it was stupid, and resented my mom for making me go to the Univ.…

Me when I get woken up in this position. Dude, really?

How do you know you’ve had too much to drink? When you like a song soooo much you play it ten times in a row. And the next morning you wonder why you even liked it in the first place. (Been there)

His tux makes him look like his legs are dwarfish. Her hair is to die for but that lipstick! Why??

So I live in HI, and it never gets too cold. It can be chilly at night, so I have blankets. The best tent heater I’ve found is a Coleman propane lantern. Light and heat. It gets hot enough to burn one badly. Propane isn’t that cheap, though.

Exactly. Every semester I teach nursing ethics, and I tell them if they are against abortion, don’t get a job working in OB/GYN.

Waiting for a half hour in the car behind my grandfather’s hearse at a LI cemetery because the gravediggers were Union and they were on a lunch break. They're dead, they can wait, I suppose.

I'm choosing to support MAC and NOT PETA or Pam.

Currently, phase 2.