Even more reason to love Prince!

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

My favorite has been, still is, and probably always will be Prince playing Purple Rain in the Rain.

This is really sweet and positive and I love it for that. At the same time, I kinda wonder if maybe it’s 4:20 where you are?

I worked with Virgin Records which was their label. Since it was a huge record already in Europe and the single was doing well in the US, retailers took massive preorders and this was a thank you event. I have a pic with them where Ginger has a a hand on my bum and I arched an eyebrow and said “well aren’t you a…

Blanket statement:

It totally does! The color will pop much more when applied to a primer.

It makes me think of the episode of “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” where she gets sucked into SpiritCycle and realizes it’s basically a cult all over again.

By ‘meditate,’ do you mean, ‘stagger into the kitchen and make coffee immediately, because FUCK YOU, I NEED COFFEE’?

How to start your day like Mocena:

I want to be a Do something bitch and tell my boss to go f*** themselves. I hope lemon water will help.

What’s really sad is someone that’s almost 50 still being judgmental as fuck.

I agree. The way retail workers judge on superficial characteristics is pretty astounding in general.

My hair has a HUGE ass — is there a stearate or quaternium distillate that can help? I’m having a really hard time finding leggings to fit my hair.

A surfactant is one of those things that helps oil and water mix so that you can clean your greasy hippy hair.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…