utterly disturbing that people i share office space with would somehow put ricotta as high as 15 and not at the bottom of the list where it belongs

I hate being asked “How is everything?”. Typically it’s as your taking your first bite and have to hastily swallow to not look like an idiot with food in your mouth. Plus, they should assume everything‘s fine, or you would tell them it isn’t. They should make a pass-by while making eye contact about a minute or so…

is quite well-loved, even after 57 years of service, since the Kennedy Administration.

She’s not going to date you, Don. Give it a rest.

And I don’t understand why this sort of thing riles up meat eaters so much. What do you care? I’m a vegetarian who remembers enjoying the flavor and texture of a good cheeseburger and italian sausages. If I can get something that approximates those things that’s vegetarian, why does that bother you? I know it’s not…

Look, you’re never going to convince people like this that a fetus isn’t a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months if only their mamma didn’t execute them.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

Meanwhile, I will continue to request that all the cilantro in the world be collected and shot deep into space.

this is a meat-eater trope that does not actually happen in real life, and if you think vegans are pushy, please meet my friends “the other commenters on this post who are offended by a lifestyle change that does not personally affect them at all”

Look here, I’m an old woman, my mother was a vegan for much of her life. We can grasp the concept (also crypto currency basics aren’t exactly hard) stop treating old people like they’re suffered a brain injury, unless they’re actually suffering from a brain injury. We can also understand the differences between gender…

Everyone should make it how they like it. When I make baked mac n cheese it is usually for a large group. In that case, you have a lot of people who like the crispy brown bits you get on the edges and will cut their grandma to get a corner piece. Others just want a browned top while others want it hot n gooey.

And you really don’t need to take the most unhealthy food ever

Yep, we’re definitely fucked, because the primaries haven’t even started yet and liberal bloggers are already trying to destroy their own.

“WHAT A REUNION WE ARE ALL HAVING HERE IN FRONT OF THE VEGETABLE OIL.”

Dash of plain greek yogurt in there won’t kill anyone, either.

Not a bad write-up. But I’m sure many of my fellow gawkfugees will agree, nothing will ever top caity’s endless apps mozzarella sticks writeup. (cached version)

I’m a very reliable voter (haven’t missed so much as a primary in over 20 years), but I never know what to do when they try to hand me the sticker.  I don’t want it, but I feel really stupid and rude about not taking it.  And it seems wasteful to take it, only to fold it up in my pocket and throw it out when I get…

For all the stereotyping around annoying vegans/vegetarians I find your average one about 10x less boring and annoying than people with strong opinions about people not eating meat.

For every obnoxious preachy vegan, there are approximately 7 people foaming at the mouth ready to scream about how vegans are all stupid, holier than thou, crunchy idiots and should just eat meat like everyone else.

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.