The golden globes could learn something from the NFL and use parabolic microphones. 

Is there not a CVS within like 2 blocks of every Walgreens?

The best stuff is found at the Dole Plantation on Oahu.  

“So which lounge am I in? Gucci? Mercedes?”

Yeah, he’s better at organizing a first response than even our military.

Totally agree on the sandwiches. It’s got some crunch, but the texture is consistent. Nothing less fun than biting into a sandwich and getting a big mouthful of rib in the middle of the romaine someone stuck you with.  Shredded iceberg is also good on sandwiches and inauthentic tacos.

Perhaps, but that would suggest a richer inner life, and a greater capacity for self-reflection than he seems to possess. I think it might really be as simple as it appears on the surface - he looks at everything from the perspective of how it can benefit him, and he truly doesn’t understand the concepts of altruism…

I keep seeing that complaint, and just have to ask - what mobile browser are you using? Firefox on iOS displays no ads for me.

brownie mix is a deeply personal thing <3

guh, i’m with you on that one. dill pickles or bust.

I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it, but don’t you find it mildly amusing?

Just want to reiterate that there is NOTHING in the ADA itself that allows you to enter a place with mask requirements maskless. I just have to accommodate you...not let you in. I CAN accommodate you by offering you curbside service. So yes, I can say “give me your list and I will pick the items from the shelf, run…

I am soooo here for Grammar Jez.

I also hasten to point out, that’s not freedom of speech. “Freedom of speech” refers to the fact that the government cannot restrict your right to speak based purely on the content of that speech, or at least, cannot do so without meeting a bar that, to this point, has proven insurmountably high in courts of law. The…

Data released Wednesday showed that 82% of Georgia’s critical care beds are in use, although not every patient in a critical care bed has COVID-19.

I have given birth to none. I have fostered seven in my home. I have financially supported two Africans throughout their childhood. I am auntie to none by blood, I am auntie to at least 10 otherwise. I have pics of Japanese, Ethiopian and Caucasian kids on my mantel right now. But I take great care NOT to elevate…

First off, Genova brand tuna packed in olive oil ftw.

The erasing history argument is so transparently disingenuous. These colonialist statues went up on land owned by other peoples, effectively erasing their histories at the time. Thinking history begins when white people show up is peak caucasity. 

GOOD. Now those of us who are regular hobbyist cooks and bakers can finally find ingredients. When all of this popped off, I went through about 10 grocery stores looking for yeast because I wanted to make pizza. Ended up having to buy the 1 pound block of yeast online, but in hindsight, I should have already been…