Baggage claim is one of those things that has completely destroyed my faith in humanity. If we can’t get this right, we don’t deserve to make it as a species.

The few Penneys near me are such difficult places to shop: dim lighting, no clear differentiation between categories of clothing, overstuffed racks, and a big ol’ Sephora outpost plunked down in the middle. I’d see a few cute things in an ad and head over to the store and never find those items. Before the Bay Area…

I’d go even further. It’s not that he won’t grow, though of course he won’t. It’s not even that he can’t, though of course he cannot. It’s that he was put in charge specifically because he won’t or can’t grow.

This ‘family as performance’ shit is angering in ways I cannot reasonably put into words using my mushy quarantine brain.

People are arguing over masks because for four months, we’ve been receiving conflicting information about them from the CDC, the media, and you.

“My father was a marine who fought to protect the laws and government of this country. That is why I demand the right to break those laws and defy that government.”

MAGA free speech means it’s okay for bakeries to turn down gay weddings but it’s not okay for facebook to delete their posts about how trans people are all pedophiles. In other words, they don’t care about free speech, they just wanna talk shit without getting hit

I literally just lol’d at your scene.

People taking their time examining the labels................ taking their time..................... t a k i n g t h e i r t i m e

I loved going to the grocery store and farmer’s markets before. I love to cook so going to the store was fun. I shop from a list but maybe something interesting would catch my eye, and I would pick it up and take it as a fun cooking challenge, especially at the farmer’s market.

I’m mostly doing OK, but yeah, trips to the store feel a bit more fraught. Just wearing a mask makes it feel weird. Most people I see are also wearing masks and being cautious, but there are always a few doofuses either wearing nothing, or with their mask hanging half off. And always a few people who either have NO…

And also the day you discovered Jimmy Johns.

She is somehow a dollar-store version of Kellyanne. She is a whole magnitude less sophisticated than Kellyanne.

As a site, Jezebel has waaaaaaaaay too much of the immature attitude that “I don’t enjoy this entertainer’s work” = “this entertainer sucks, I hate them, you have to hate them too, and if you don’t you’re personally attacking me and my taste”.

Do not compare likely running mates Kamala Harris, Val Demmings, Stacy Abrams, or Liz Warren with Sarah Palin. This isn’t about tokenism, and this isn’t about bringing in some cornpone cover girl because she’s pretty and sassy. This is about bringing in a serious intellectual with solid experience and national…

Here we go again. Blame everyone except low voter turnout among the age groups where Bernie has the widest support...

I am so irritated with people buying cases of toilet paper and bottled water. The water is not going to be shut off. Toilet paper is not going to be scarce. We’re talking a couple of weeks of staying close to home, not nuclear fallout.

About six years ago I took a cooking class in Italy. The instructor only taught dishes that were authentic to that particular region of Italy (Puglia). And he talked a little about how the cuisine evolved over time, but he also scorned anything that wasn’t authentic, which seemed contradictory to me. Tomatoes aren’t…

To quote the defining adage of our current times: Young People Tweet, Old People Vote.

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.