No fair, he’d definitely float AND he’d die happy. We don’t need this asshole dying happy, or anything.

These interviews are planned to better help with that illusion! Her people talks to his people, etc... I would bet my entire paycheck that either this topic was not brought up in pre-interview meetings or it was nixed by Fonda’s people. This was an ambush.

Listen to the video. You’ve gotten the exchange wrong.

Dr. Blasey Ford knew what was going to happen. The accusations, the slander, the lies, the death threats against her and her family.

Cauliflower: It’s having a moment.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

There are two arguments to be considered here:

The first is that it is incumbent upon the Senate to hear out any and all potential concerns surrounding a SCOTUS nominee, be they nominated by a Republican or Democratic President (or a third party, at some point in the future—though if we’re honest with ourselves, the…

And if you’re going to roast and grind, you gotta’ upgrade the coffee maker . . . or go completely manual and get a hot water pot and pour-over set up. It’s a slippery slope.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

If you were walking by my house on any random day, you knew that my cat had three names. PunkinI’mgonnakillyou, YousonofabitchI’mgonnakillyou and YoumotherfuckerI’mgonnakillyou. Mostly it was just plain Punkin. She was as good of a cat as a cat could be, I guess. And I never actually killed her, she died last month of…

I hate humans who insist their way of eating is better than how other humans eat. The fact that you think your tastebuds work exactly the same way as every other humans’ tastebuds just prove that you’re not the brightest bulb in the package. If everyone should like their steak cooked exactly the way you do, then why…

You squeeze from the bottom, the liquid stays on the top. Give it a little massage before you use it and it reincorporates the liquid as well.

In total fairness, this is something that white people have been winking and nodding to themselves about since before their was a United States of America. If anything, this is the older American Dream: that if you work hard and play by the rules, you will be given the chance to sink or swim on your own merits . . . if…

I’m glad you guys are fighting the good fight.

I hate when they don’t take my polite “no” for an answer. “Will this be on your Target Red Card?” No. “But you save 5%!” No, thank you. “But...”

The stages of Trump Scandals must be observed!

MORNINGSTAR BUFFALO “CHICKEN” PATTIES FTW!

Buy both.  Salted on my toast and pancakes, unsalted when I cook.  I save the Kerrygold for shortbread and pastry crust because we use a lot of butter and that shit is pricey.

Peanut allergies can easily be deadly, sending people into anaphylactic shock through contact with only a tiny amount.  People with dog and cat allergies are not going to go into anaphylatic shock through having an animal in the cabin.

Been rocking cottage cheese in my lasagna since 1990 (along with romano, parm and mozz). Ricotta can take its grainy ass texture somewhere else .