I heartily dislike mayonnaise, but what I hate even more are people that shriek about how horrible/disgusting/gross something is that another person is eating. To me it’s the height of rudeness, up there with asking a woman you don’t know if she’s pregnant. So while I would quietly pass on most of the salads above, I…

I have just written a post about this.

If you have an issue with a parent, you don’t address it by punishing their child. Period.

Scratch a bully, find a coward.

Sometimes I wonder how Christianity would have fared if that asshole Paul had never shown up. I’m an atheist, but reading Jesus’ words it’s hard not to like the guy- he was a radical determined to shake up those in power, he taught that people deserved to be treated well, preached that the poor should be fed and…

The only part of Kathy’s year-long apology that was sincere was the initial freakout. To me she looked like she was having a mental breakdown. She knew she was being provocative and insane with that stupid bloody head, but I don’t think she realized how much EVERYONE on both sides would think it was a disgusting…

Women have a right to have different opinions about the best way to handle sexual assault, both for themselves and as a collective movement. This idea that unless we’re all exactly on board for every detail is oppressive. She has every right to have a respectfully differing opinion on the movement and how it relates…

In rebuttal, I would offer up the Beyond Burger, by Beyond Meat, a plant-based patty that’s been available retail for about two full years, and served at Epic Burger, Veggie Grill, TGIFridays and a bunch of other joints as well. Beyond Burgers are primarily pea protein (which is a complete protein source), and are…

I work at a department store and it is mind-boggling what people will bring in.

“They’ve learned to massage their language to make it more palatable,” he continued, before Kelly interrupted him.

Reader from Anaheim, CA here - Been reading Jezebel for what seems like forever and never once commented... but I just couldn’t pass by without stopping to tell Gustavo how happy I am to see his name.

So this means that creepy white dudes Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer have both been replaced by women of color, specifically women of middle eastern descent - Christiane Amanpour and Hoda Kotb. So can we, like, kick out all the creepy white dudes from positions of power everywhere and replace them with awesome women of…

It’s pretty simple based on an established pattern: if Obama did it, do everything you can to undo it.

Donny was so pleased with himself, when he declared that he was doing what presidents before him hadn’t done. It didn’t even occur to him that there might have been a good reason that previous presidents hadn’t done it. Instead, he just opened his fat mouth, then stood there waiting for his big pat on the back.

More like: How to be a selfish prick who believes their time and convenience is more important than everyone.

I’m just going to leave this right here...

I mean, that guy who cut me off and then flew into a rage before forcing a minor accident and then charging my window like a crazy person shouldn’t have done that.

Kind of funny that the apparent answer to parental idiocy is to put people into collectives and concentrate that idiocy.

Can we talk about the meta issue that is happening in these comments? Because it took yall about 10 seconds to completely shift the dialogue away from women and the enormous amounts of women being injured or killed. This is part of the problem and why women continue to be killed because we can’t even sit and focus on…

I’m here to bitch because the header stories on Jez contain not one but two pics of Harvey Weinstein (plus bonus asshole Steve King) and I’m tired of seeing his fat fucking face and that makes that not an Acceptable Thing.