John Kelly seems to have an awfully selective memory.

I wish Facebook had a native “hide baby photos” option. You can sort of hack one together with add-ons, but I would like to follow the people on my list without being spammed with the 14 photos they decided to take of their kids in the past hour.

It’s not contradictory in the slightest. There are plenty of pro-choice Republicans, Republicans who advocate for LGBTQ rights, Republicans who understand the separation of church and state.

I was 100% Team Al when I watched Home Improvement.

It’s the same thing with Christians trying to pretend they’re majority and the minority at the same time...they want everyone to follow along with them because they’re the majority religion, but then talk about how they’re the most persecuted religion in the US.

High heeled flip flops were a Thing in the early 2000s and I wore the shit out of them. For people who ordinarily can’t wear strappy sandal heels because their troll feet are too wide and their toes stick out between the straps, this trend is a miracle. I eagerly welcome their return.

Lol “jeans and a nice top” has been my going-out go-to for decades now and YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!

I gather you’ve never been challenged to a duel by a rooster.

Seriously. We timed it when our teenage sons bitched about it. It took me two and a half minutes and I shaved a minute when I really tried.

LONG LIVE MILLIHELEN

The amount of times I’ve seen “mother to xx, wife to xx” in the Instagram “about me” taglines is insane.

*pours one out for the dearly departed TWOP*

Hey! Come on now! She worked very hard to enbiggen her vocabulary with such cromulent words!  

Guys, Shiplap is just a wood joining method. It’s not much different from Tongue and Groove. So unless you are thinking “wood, ugh” then cool it with the shiplap hate. What, are you rooting for, Stucco? Think drywall is that much more attractive?

I’ll also add that I gorram fucking LOVE Allison Janney.

You and your pesky non-alternative facts. :-)

Since they are a donor state, they could ask for the money and if he says no they could just go “OK, I guess we will divert some of this money we were going to send in to the Fed to fix it.”

She’s my senator and I’d like to see her run for President in four or eight years. Whip smart, rational and practical, compassionate- I truly believe she could peel off five percent of the Trump vote while unifying both moderate and liberal Democrats.

This. People need to stop calling it “white nationalism”.

Try CBS. Gail and Charlie are the surrogate ‘hip but kinda miss the point’ parents we’ve been embarassed by all our lives. And Nora...she’s that sister that did everything RIGHT her entire fucking life and never lets you forget it.