Tamron Hall is leaving? Nooooooo

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

This is my new favorite thing to do. Say something purposely offensive. Then follow with a “What I thought you wanted to deal in politically incorrect language? Who am I to deny you your request?” Unsurprisingly, they don’t like having that request fulfilled.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

Also, stop playing Pachelbel’s Canon at weddings. Ever. Burn all the sheet music and recordings.

I can’t even begin to guess, but I’ll bet that once — just once — someone brought in fish and microwaved it and there was hell to pay.

yes but I am so old that those Speedo types were barely invented when I took swimming lessons. And certainly they would not have been worn by the 60+year olds doing synchronized swimming at the Y.

I remember the older ladies who did synchronized swimming at the Y where I took classes wore these and I was jealous. But you’re right swim caps were so uncomfortable back then.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Girl, when I work from home, I’m lucky if I’m out of a bathrobe before 2pm.

It’s also totally where in the country/world you work. I work in SF so the initially described outfit is something I see on the Dev/QA guys ALL THE TIME. However our counterparts in Wisconsin get excited about jeans day. And don’t get me started on the coveting of our snack and catered lunch program.

I did, but only after an eternity of Catholic school. It was justified

THIS. WHY? The dog will get up and stare me in the face all day long until I get the camera out, then I could smear liver on my nose and she wouldn’t look my way.

Right? I work in SF and I get subjected to a first hand view of the pain of poverty and addiction each day on my way to and from the train stop. Do I wish I didn’t have to feel bad twice a day going to work? Yeah! Of course! But I wish that was due to these people not being poor/homeless or addicted to drugs/alcohol.…

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”

French onion dip + Ruffles potato chips = 4eva

Sorry, no. I’m not going to wear my pajamas or anything, but I’m probably going to be in yoga pants, shoes that slip off easily, a tank top or t-shirt, some kind of fleece or jacket that’s easy to take off or put on while sandwiched up against someone else on a flight that turns out to be freezing cold or boiling hot,…

My neighbor had one and it used to wait outside for me. They are hugely terriotorial and it thought I was invading it’s property. I had to take a broom with me to beat the the damn thing away. Everyone used to laugh about the story but I’m really lucky he never hurt me, he was horrible.