Chipotle does not have the beat burritos. Their meat is gross, their sauces are gross, their rice is gross. Moe's bests the fuck out of chipotle in all the ways.

I don't think the wording is even slightly odd. She was hounded every time she left the house and her pregnant body was dissected in the press like a frog in a high school biology class. If she wore anything that she clearly thought was fun and bright and enjoyable, they stepped up the attacks. She's saying to her…

Exactly, she got so much shit for what she wore while pregnant she's saying ladies the only right answer is to never be seen.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

I walked in on my three roommates having a dick-measuring contest.

Hey wait... all the girls who went through the machine get changed back, but that one male guard doesn't???

It has been cringe inducing watching those soft lens White Diamond ads for years now. And I don't think it's because I'm removed 30 years from her heyday.

I don't know what conservatives want anymore, it's all so contradictory. Have a million babies, but don't have any sex, stay home with the babies and don't work, but don't live off the system or expect low cost health care, just work harder and then you'll make more money, but don't expect small businesses to have any…

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS MY CHANCE! My favorite Yelp review EVER was from a guy who reviewed a Chinese spot in the San Diego Airport (already sounds delish, right?) called "Emerald Express." He was LIVID that the food was terrible, and stated that he couldn't believe it, "EMERALD LAGASSE WOULD ROLL OVER…

Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…

*throws change in tiger's cup, keeps walking*

You know, I'm just tired of this. I'm tired of being told I can't protect myself from an unwanted pregnancy. I'm tired of being told I can't have sex that doesn't result in a baby. I'm tired of being told that when I'm pregnant I'm a liability. I'm tired of being told that when I'm having a baby, I won't necessarily…

This post was a goddamn delight. Thanks, Tracie.

My son is 6. I assure you that he would never, ever eat a green, leaf-ish thing without asking what it was, and confirming how many bites of said green leaf-ish thing he was expected to take well in advance.

I prayed to Floyd last week, and now I'm making $8K a week working from home!

I did something very similar! I was about 4 and had been at a natural history museum with my mom, who refused to buy me some small dinosaur toys .. kind of like eraser type toys. So, I put them in my little purse when she wasn't looking. When I started playing with them at home and she asked where I got them, I…

While I guess his work has stood the test of time, I think you're somewhat harsh in condemning a guy, just because he dislikes Shakespeare.

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