Thank you! How did cycling uniforms come in ahead of baseball uniforms? No, nope.

Living in Philadelphia, we have cyclists a plenty. There is nothing more throat-punch inducing than a fucking cycling uniform.

Ok seriously there is nothing, absolutely nothing, sexy about bicycling uniforms this should be ranked at the lowest underneath "meth-addled hobo" and "Wall Street Tycoon from the early '90s" or "Gregorian Monk" (you could make an argument that both those activities could be loosely defined as "sports").

No. I DON'T want other states, or other republican congressmen to follow suit and here is why. It's a flimsy bandaid on top of a party that has become deeply rooted in having non compromising stances on abortion, pay equality, funneling massive amounts of funds into the industrial military complex, homophobia, racism,…

MARK. These bears are adorable. I see what you're doing, but nothing is going to make me forget what you wrought upon us yesterday. Not even bears.

One time at Outback I heard a lady bitchily request "regular butter" for the free bread. She didn't like the delicious sweet whipped butter that they provide. For free. She acted like that whipped butter was a personal affront. That was like 10 years ago and I still hate her.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

HOLY SHIT. Why aren't you writing a screenplay? The bullet in the camera thing alone would be such a bad ass scene!

Ha! No, he grew up in Denmark during the Nazi occupation where his family was active in the resistance and hid Jews and downed American and British pilots in the family basement for periods of time. After that he grew up and moved to America and became a neurologist, antique dealer, did some work for the CIA that we…

I relate to this so much, I could have written it myself. Every single word, from how you feel about your kid to your partner wanting another to the guilt and wanting to do a self ovary punch and being able to eat a bite of your own food just once. I got a little teary to hear someone else express exactly what I feel…

Your feelings are completely and totally normal! Please don't bear yourself up over them. I was also out of work, home with my kids and going to school when they were 2 and 4 and I hated it. Hated. It.

normal. I'm mom to a 7 year old and an 18 month old. I felt exactly the same way you do for the first two years of my first son's life. As he got older I started enjoying him way more, to the point where we eventually decided to have another one (something which we agreed from day one of our first was never. Going.…

You're talking about the baby, right? Because yes, babies sure do like to yell and scream when they're hungry. Those little attention seeking scalliwags!

As for mom, she did it because her child was hungry. That's called 'good parenting'. Confusing, I know, but try to keep up.

Awesome. I Googled to confirm and it gets even better — Royal's middle name was Gould, and their baby brother was Perley Day. The Wilders were weird namers all around. (For boys, anyhow. Their girls were Alice, Laura and Eliza Jane. I'm sure this Means Something.)

ha i was just coming her to point out that Almanzo's brother's name was Royal!

I wouldn't name a kid Royal Reign, but it's spelled right and means something. (Something sort of egotistical and vaguely delusional, true, but it's not like Kim grabbed a handful of Scrabble tiles and called that a name.) And I'm pretty sure Almanzo Wilder had a brother Royal, so it's not even like she's the first…

I'm still pissed she left the show and stuck us with Addison...

Good thing I didn't involuntarily cry just now in a courthouse bathroom because that would be WEIRD.

Seventh Tony Award upcoming for Awesome Shoulders. Seriously - keep showing off those guns, Audra. (I shouted when she won her award last night, and my spouse, who seems to hate anything with music or the theater, stood up for her...for Private Practice. Go figure.)