Those are the stories that scare me the most because I have to think about people having sex with a tiny baby. Then a friend got pregnant again THREE WEEKS after having a baby. I could barely sit down still at three weeks and she’s getting it on!

There’s a good chance those are just layers which are too old and tough to eat (well, some people do, but they are supposed to be gross). They don’t look young enough to be edible (4-6 months).

We did this on a transatlantic overnight flight with my daughter, and the stewardess came and said we had to move her (after two hours of trying to get her to go to sleep!). I almost cried. However, the same stewardess then moved a loud, drunk guy alone in his own row into first class and helped us gently buckle her…

Can we talk about how they had the great escape from abusive boyfriend plot for Sadie Stone, but Layla is just a total mess and Jeff is, at the very least, emotionally abusing (and with her crap deal, financially as well). LAYLA, YOU GOT ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD, YOU SHOULD HAVE GLEANED THAT JEFF IS A HUGE ABUSIVE…

The age you begin wearing glasses has to do with the problem. If there is a muscular issue or birth defect, the sooner they begin wearing them, the less likely they are to have to wear them for life. Glasses at two generally correct crossed/lazy eyes.

This was five years ago, but I picked one that already had a built-in corset, so it was an amazing shape.

I would like to point out that my happiest moment as a cheap-ass bride was when I realized I didn’t need alterations for my dress.

[Excerpt of LS/RB Interview]

Left Shark: So what were your thoughts as you left the bride you came to support to fall into a lake?

Right Bridesmaid: “I just wanted to get the hell out of there. I was far right anyway, so you know she put me there because of that one time at Rush Week where I kissed that Gamma Phi pledge…

Instead of Left Shark, I’d like Right Bridesmaid to become a thing. “I’m a total Right Bridesmaid.”

Or maybe she has a stack of re-usable bags like me and kept them even after they broke up?

I didn’t know we could submit Restaurant Employees Losing Fingers Stories! I totally went to a Benihana where the guy at our grill had only 9 fingers, then (this is like slow motion scary in my memory) he did that thing where he tossed the knife around and stabbed it between his fingers a load of times...and missed. I…

I had a drink spilled on me once (on my birthday), and the server was mortified. As I am really clumsy, I was like “This is definitely not the first time I’ve spilt a drink on myself, even on my birthday. No biggie. Can I have a towel?” She did not believe me though, so I got a free dessert from the manager. I don’t…

According to Dresbach’s blog, it weighs 66lbs and takes 2 dressers 30 minutes to get her in it.

Just one bit of advice: take note of the drinking age. In America, I assumed that men drinking in bars were within the realm of acceptable hook-ups. In England, I didn’t realize that I was making out with an actual teenager, which felt weird at 26.

Is Huey Lewis your father?

I really hoped this was true, but it certainly looks like Georgia. :P

Can we talk here about people thinking some foods are “adult foods” and some are “kiddie foods”? I’ve always been a bit mixed on this. Surely all foods that are safe and preferably non-alcoholic or laced with drugs are “kiddie foods”? People always comment that my daughter eats “adult foods” which apparently consist…

Vanessa Hudgens is currently on Broadway in a musical, a previous Disney commodity and 1/6 Chinese or something. Close enough?