This elevator footage has Solange lookin so crazy right now.

Not to mention, what the fuck is wrong with water? Not enough sugar? Urgh.

Seriously, those and the people who bring Crystal Light into a restaurant can just fuck right off. It's about the principle at that point. You don't want to buy a drink? Fine, get water. Nothing wrong with that. But don't mix your own drinks at the goddamn table — that's just insulting.

Stopping breastfeeding was like that for me. On one hand, it was lovely to not have to pump or stress or wear bra pads any more. On the other, however, I missed that connection terribly. It was a unique bond, time that I didn't have to do anything but focus on baby, and I felt powerful that I was responsible for…

Fried. With sausages.

sandwiched between corned beef, swiss cheese, thousand island, and dark rye bread. reubens make life worth living.

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

Pork belly is pure heaven. Get it in a really good restaurant and it will change your life.

Erin, if you've developed a fondness for hard cider, you really ought to explore the wonders of ice cider, essentially an apple cider version of ice wine. Definitely more potent — to be drunk more sparingly, like a liqueur — but intensely flavourful and o-h-h so smooth going down.

I still can't believe that gif is of Robert Redford , I thought it was Zach Galifianakis in a dodgy wig.

Britain? Midwife? CALL THE MIDWIFE? CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT SHOW, PLEASE? It is the BEST.

Sweetheart. Why do they have which expenses? Diapers? More food costs because of more people dependent on the same income? Health insurance? Medicine? A cell phone? Because that's the way the fucking world works. Babies shit and eat and they get ear infections and you need a phone so you can be a part of the…

I'm willing to let hard liquor for my cousins be the hill I die on.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

Jesus Walter Christ. My reward for doing my allotted chores was not-yelled-at dollars and you-can-go-watch-Clarissa-now cents. I would have squirreled away the HELL out of that kind of money, if I made any allowance. Think of how many Chupa-Chups $45 would buy...

No shit. It is more than quadruple the new suggested minimum wage. FOUR TIMES. For chores done so shittily you have to do them again when they are done.

Um, I think the real problem is:

I can't use the regular products because of sensitivities. I use cloth. I'm guessing she does too. Maybe a diva cup. Or she recognizes her uterus shredding face and places herself over a bucket.

Alicia Silverstone, this word 'kind' does not mean what you think it does....

If I'm ordering a 1,000 dollar sundae one of the accoutrements had better be 995 crisp dollar bills.