My dad's Youtube channel. He makes tribute videos to 'fallen soldiers' (people he plays video games with online who have died or have stopped playing) and then adds really sappy music to it. It's the saddest/most unintentionally hilarious thing I've ever seen.

My partner is a furnace. We actually have to sleep under seperate blankets or else risk heat stroke.

If it ain't Bunheads I don't care.

WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSED MINDED TO NOT GO HOME WITH A DEGRADING STRANGER IN A FOOD COURT ON A WEDNESDAY?

I have several condoms that are a year or two away from expiration, and no plans to use them. I gave a handful to my friend with a teenage son. I believe she told him to practice putting them on, and as per Dan Savage, to masturbate with them on so he gets used to the feeling (and to climaxing with one on). I plan…

It's generally covered in the U.K., I'm told. It's not a tradition here, but I think it should be.

What recipe? If it has a complicated, "stealable" recipe, yogurt probably isn't actually worth eating. How to make Greek yogurt? Heat milk to 180F. Cool milk to 115F. Add a bit of yogurt with live cultures to the milk. Insulate the resulting mixture for 12 hours. Voila! You have yogurt! Now drain some of the water out…

I'm all for gun restrictions for people who take Ambien; that is a crazy-ass drug that makes you do crazy-ass shit you have no recollection of. I had to stop taking Ambien (even though it helped me sleep like nothing has since, and even though tripping is fun) because I was sick of roofie-ing myself every night,…

I shave nothing unless I am actually going to be wearing a bikini.

I'm against abortion but I think government control of women's bodies is a greater evil.

this outfit ——->

Huge shoutout to Gawker Media's undersung graphics geniuses Jim Cooke and Sam Woolley for laboring over that map. They're both amazing, glorious people and I'd probably be dead without them.

15 year old boy model's kids' clothes. 15 year old girls model women's clothes. This encapsulates a lot of things that are more than a bit wrong with society.

I was surprised that the title card at the end didn't change to "How Met Your (step) Mother". I honestly don't know if that would have been amazing or infuriating.

Exactly. If you didnt think Ted was a douche before.....

ALSO there were mentions in Future Ted's stories about going over to Thanksgiving with Aunt Barney and Uncle Robin which seemed in conflict with the show's resolution.

He basically told the story so that his kids would know their mom wasn't the love of his life. That's some messed up shit.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

We all should have voted in the mindset that Jim Cooke would be making us an image for whatever drug won. Bath salts? Xanax? We missed out!