How'd you get that clown dumpster rate? That information violates dumpster-patient confidentiality.
She should be fucking thankful it was only crisps. Someone once accidentally hit me in the eye with a ladleful of Eton Mess (long story) and, on top of the fact that strawberry juice in your eye stings, it took two showers before all the little bits of meringue were out of my hair.
I'm convinced the ballsack evolved this way simply so that we can watch hours of YouTube and America's Funniest Home Video nutsack shots. DO YOU KNOW OF A HIGHER PURPOSE??
OMG, you guys! I am going to seize on the tampon theme of this post as an excuse to share a hilarious blog post I read the other day that I feel you would probably all appreciate.
"Oh, bother!" Johnson later remarked to The Evening Standard.
Thank you. THANK YOU! I lived in Britain for a dozen years, and never picked up an accent because DUH I'm an American adult. I did however pick up vocabulary, simply because it was necessary to be understood properly, and to some extent intonation. When I hear other American adults who have only lived there for a…
That's not unrealistic for a lot of vaginally delivered babies...
I don't watch The View very often but I will not watch it all if Jenny McCarthy is on. She spread some very ignorant things about vaccines and I can't stand listening to her talk about anything.
Just when I thought The View couldn't get any more aggressively ignorant, they might add Jenny McCarthy?
I'm pretty sure she didn't have the children because she was raped by her Asian owner.
Georgian born and bred (not inbred, thank you). You forgot the Christian Racist. This is probably the most trollable racist. All you have to do is discuss Jesus in the historical perspective and the inherent colors of the region where Jesus was born and raised. For good measure, it's permissible to throw in the…
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This song sounds more like my (over 30) version of a party: sitting outside with a glass of chardonnay: "We can't stoooooop... looking at this nice sunset and relaxing on the porch."
Of all the things we should be mad at Catholics about—this should not be one of them.
That makes me so sad for that young girl! She can totally have awesome braids and twists and all sorts of stuff, too!
Normal. I REPEAT...NORMAL.