You're lucky that you're not a sweaty betty!

Please please please wear a helmet. Please don't be the 'fashion cyclist' that doesn't wear a helmet. Be safe!

What's your beef with a ballet flat?

This sounds like an awesome afternoon. I don't care what anyone says: I love teenagers... and not in a creepy way.

I missed the page in the Kama Sutra for the position known as "Cheddar Biscuits."

Can this be next year's March Madness competition?

If I can ever convince What's-His-Name to build us a pool in the backyard, I am going to work very hard on getting him to build a slide from our bedroom window into the deep end.

"seemed totally disinterested in baby for the 30 minutes I saw"
"actually said out loud: 'one whole hour of freedom from watching the brat' out of the last 12 where I didn't get to shower, eat or use the bathroom"
"oldest boy accidentally knocked over her tea, which caused iPhone to crack, and she was very ugly to him be…

At a park I saw a nanny with two kids (older blonde girl and reddish haired boy) who was to busy flirting with a chimney sweep to notice both kids fell INTO a chalk painting. She ignored their cries for help, instead responding to them in gibberish words. Later, when the girl asked for her medicine, all the nanny gave…

Probably has moose meat in it.

I usually hate new things because GET OFF MY LAWN but I am actually liking this a lot. It will take me a long time to learn, I think though. Right now I feel a little like a T-Rex trying on dresses in a Laura Ashley store.

I don't agree with her policies at all, but I think she has such a shitty reputation partly because she's a woman. You never hear the papers counting down John Major's death or calling him a witch. She was the first female prime minister and I think getting there was admirable if nothing else.

Frustratingly, at an NUS…

Relevant YouTube clip is relevant...