Jezebel has been following this story for a while. The writer didn’t spot the word “rape” in the source material and think “Ooooh, now there’s some raw meat for the commenters!”

No. The story about the false rape accusation was reported on Jez when it originally happened. So it makes sense to report on this interview. In addition, here is a man who was falsely accused of rape but still takes the time to express empathy for women who are raped and discomfort at the thought of his story being…

I’m genuinely sad that someone had to ask this.

That top jersey reminds me of when the NBA did the nickname thing in the 90s.

Leave Buffalo out of this. We’re WAY too fat and drunk for boxing gyms.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

You can’t figure out how to eat celery?

besides it tasting good, the reasons we do it are: hate going to the grocery store, hate wasting ingredients or buying spices you only use once before they expire (this is all preportioned out so theres no more buying a whole thing of celery to use one stoc, and we like the forced variety from a trusted source.

Or, here’s another thing to consider: I, for example, share an apartment with two other people. Yes, we have a kitchen, fridge, and pantry. But it’s not big enough for 3 people to keep all their own stuff. Getting things pre-measured means I don’t have to throw out produce because it goes bad before I can eat it, or…

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

I don’t want to do those things all the time

We hope you respect your privacy during this sad time.

oh boy

Humanity has done lots of things for thousands of years that don’t “work.” People don’t fast because it actually clears their body of “toxins,” people fast because it makes you high. Same as meditation.

Say what you want, but Bartman has behaved with class.

Bartman gave a lengthy statement of his own and decried his “harsh scapegoating:”

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Scaramucci had a company that he was selling to Chinese investors for some $90 million, which many people thought was an inflated price that he could command because he was taking a job in the White House. The Treasury Department has to approve the sale because he’s selling an American company to a foreign entity.

All the while with that self deprecation that none of his accusers have:

“When I started buying crystals, it was so out there. Not it’s trendy and everyone buys crystals”