I know almost nothing about American Football so most references go above my head so thanks for that explanation. That really looks like someone who’d be Jason’s hero.

My favorite bad endorsement of his is Tim Canova. That dude has been trying—unsuccessfully—to unseat Rep. Wasserman-Schultz for years now. He’s also a Seth Rich truther. Bernie now acts like he doesn’t know the guy.

Another unforced error was when he endorsed an anti-choice candidate for mayor of Omaha, Nebraska. There was no reason for him to get involved in that race, but he went out of his way to show that he’s cool with politicians who would vote against abortion rights.

“If you read that today, what I wrote 18 years ago, and you’re offended by it, you’re 100 percent right,” Uygur said. “And anyone who is subjected to that material, I apologize to. And I deeply regret having written that stuff when I was a different guy.”

Of course Donald Trump isn’t showing up, but I love this troll of him.  I’d really like to see Nadler descend to his level and just straight up tweet “Are you a chicken, Donnie?”  Just keep goading him.

It’s legitimately funny watching Republicans pretending that the impeachment hearing is taking away his valuable time and making it hard for him to do his job. I mean, hours of “yelling at the TV” ... sorry, I mean “executive” time apparently haven’t given him any trouble, so ....

Re: Trump’s Trip to the troops

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

Wild Dandelions huh? Is there such a thing as domesticated dandelions? Should I just start rubbing dandelions from my yard on my face? Or do they have to be from one specific place in Wyoming to “detoxify” And what is lactic acid supposed to do for the outside of your body? I don’t think it’s going to burn…

I absolutely thought of Kavanaugh. His voice was breaking, he was railing at the unfairness of being criticised at all. Tragically, this fictional character still came off as less pathetic than the real-life human being who threw a tantrum because people wanted him to answer for an accusation of sexual assault against…

“There’s a reason I took the form of a 45 year-old white male. I can only fail up.”

Well, and two of his homies are named Mexican William and White Guillermo, and a third is named Squirtman. Pretty clear who they’re referencing. 

Matt Gaetz is probably Brent’s favorite congressman.

That Brent stuff got really tough to watch. I mean it in a good way - they so perfectly captured that white male entitlement. And the problem of everyone else always having to walk on eggshells and be the bigger person and apologize and forgive. It’s infuriating, and the show just nailed it.

Michael claiming to have invented the word “chillaxing” was funny, but then they quickly one upped it by saying it’s a mix of “Chidi and relaxing.”

I’m still laughing at the Kars4Kids jingle being the official song of the bad place.

I called this. I’ve noticed anti-vaxxers shifting away from the autism language lately and using vague bullshit like “toxins” and “overwhelming immune system” or pointing out that somehow it’s “healthier” or “more natural” to get the real measles vs the shot. 

wouldn’t it be nice if these celebrities and this group used their money and influence to fund health clinic and treatments but using science based medicine instead of woo?  think of all the good they could do!  instead, it’s just a bunch of grifters preying on parent’s pain.  should be illegal.

I’m a 35-44 year old woman, I will give them my opinions about the importance of vaccines in a sassy way!