I think they just wanted to experience the most traffic humanly possible and crossed into SF from Marin in the AM, hung out, had lunch, and then crossed over into Oakland at the start of evening rush hour. 

He also tweeted that he regretted taking that selfie with Drake before the last episode. Which I found hilarious.

LOL who gives a fuck

My avocado stove top supporting a roast chicken-the oven matches. I only wish I had an avocado sink to go with. My late grandparent’s cabin in northern AZ boasts the full avocado monty: green sink, stove, cabinets, and fridge. All tiny linked units in a small 900 square foot 2BR 1BA cabin. It’s so cute and still…

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

You have to be starred by someone who is in the black. I actually don’t mind, I’ve seen popular commenters get ripped one too many times. 

These are the guys that move on to importing young brides from economically poor countries because American women are too abrasive and they want a more ‘traditional’ woman. Yeck.

I sometimes think I maintain my single status mostly because I dread the thought of merging all my good stuff with someone else’s. I have a friend whose husband considers himself an artist (he’s not), and when they moved in together he came along with about a dozen painfully bad landscapes that he painted. He hung…

And the very next part, too:

Hawaii to do list:

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

And the Warriors win their 4th in a row.  (finished that for you)

As a Warriors fan I think it’s at least an interesting experience to see how they fare before he returns, and how they fare after he gets back. If their current Trailblazer-sweeping selves are killing it and Durant comes back and they drop a game, then you can tell that Durant’s game isn’t a real benefit for their…

Well he’s already the creepy uncle that gives young, female family members hugs that last way too long, so it only makes sense that he’s now ignoring all boundaries instead of just personal ones.

It’s one of those that if you flip the sequins the other way another image appears I bet. Maybe it’s Drake’s face on the the other side.

Jealousy is an ugly color on you.

Also the creepy uncle.

Not that I don’t LOVE Drake, but can we please talk about my man, in what appears to be a reversible sequin skull t-shirt?! Bruh, you paid $50,000 (Canadian) for those seats, you know you’re gonna be on TV, step your shit up!

Yeah, that was a sweet dunk on Dray, but he got over it quickly with the series-clinching dagger, a final block on Lillard, and a triple double to boot.

Oh, I thought you said it was a Meyer Lemon Party!
/puts pants back on
/leaves quietly