White privilege is the only known completely effective antidote to cognitive dissonance.

A few years back, we had a measure on our county ballot to temporarily raise taxes to fund schools. The measure only affected people earning over $100K a year (in a part of the country where this is a very good income), would only last three years, and would have ensured that music and art didn’t go away in K-12 and…

I don’t know if that’s what McCain came to DC to do.(I’m not saying you are claiming that was his intent just that I’m genuinely unsure of his intent here, myself.) McConnell certainly thought he had him or he would never have brought the bill forward. And I doubt McCain lied to him.

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

Naw, Maxine and Nancy need to stay exactly where they are for as long as possible.

I’m going to yell this out randomly at the cubicle farm throughout the day. No one will care. No one pays attention.

Counting reclaiming my times.

I’m going to start watching this every night before bed instead of drinking herbal tea. It will have the same soothing effects without making me have to get up to pee an hour later.

New York has given me the unbridled glory that cannae be matched, as of yet, of this

Choosing the word duel is a way of simultaneously saying he wants to kick her ass while patting himself on the back for being not only gentlemanly (because boys don’t hit girls, silly) but old-tyme-y gentlemanly (the kind of guy who would fight duels of honor.) Chest beating words that in no way put him at any risk of…

Margaret Trudeau?

Alice Cooper is a rock star and a nice person by all accounts. Johnny Depp is absolutely not a rock star (not for lack of trying) and a horrible person. How could you even put them in the same sentence!?

Yeah, all that 70s fun I’m just glad he didn’t find Warhol rolled up in his storage unit.

Sometimes baking powder takes us all by surprise.

Sweetheart, the beautiful coming years will bring us the fulfillment of our home of dreams, in which we will never use any baking powder except Rollings Reliable.

Orcas, however, have a long history of helping the formerly sea restricted overlords fulfill their airborne dreams

Little known fact: humpback whales are called humpback whales because of a distinctive “hump” shape on their back.

2 out of 3, must try harder

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.