Oh what rocky road we achieve when first we steal ice cream from Steve

Love the Waldo sock. Astros might not have found him had he wore them as a pair.

Two words: David Foster

Nope. PK from BH, Bellino and the cancer faker from the OC, and Wakile, the breast cancer survivor’s husband and Joe Gorga from NJ are by far the worst.

Jim Bellino from RHOC and PK from BH.

Remember when Luann was “The Countess”? And, then she became the cool sorority girl eternally on Spring Break. And, now she’s married again and ready to write another book on etiquette.

Luann’s horror that the man who prepared her food might have used her bathroom... I can’t with her anymore. She needs to be demoted again.

Second-place finishers generally don’t go to the White House, Trump’s own experience notwithstanding.

No, this is totally an article about the Cardinals. It’s an article about how the Cardinals got nowhere near the World Series and their hated rivals won it all, and didn’t even have to really go through the Cardinals to do it because the Cardinals sucked and didn’t even sniff the playoffs. And now all the Cardinals’…

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I hope 107 years from now when the cubs havent won another world series, people blame trump.

I mean...literally fake news.

When I was a kid you could buy fake newspaper or magazine covers with your picture at amusement parks (I assume you still can? My kids are just a bit too young to be going back to those places yet), and I was super proud of my fake Sport Magazine cover proclaiming me the new Home Run King. I was also 8.

Anti-Vaxxers should have their children taken away for child endangerment. They (the adults) should be placed on an island and exposed to Bubonic Plague. Let their “natural immunity” develop.

I made a wish while in the shower and it came true within a week. That doesn’t mean showers grant wishes. Correlation is not causation.

This is always my go-to point with anti-vaxxers. They, themselves, are vaccinated against a host of awful, tragic diseases, yet they want to prevent their kids from the same access because of fake claims about autism and god knows what other chem trail bullshit. They don’t take the diseases seriously because they’ve…

I watched John Oliver’s show on vaccines last night. He said that vaccines are victims of their own success. I have to agree with him on that. My parents knew children maimed or killed by illnesses vaccines prevented. Both of them had measles and were quarantined. My grandfather’s whole family was killed by the…

This is why open water is my number one fear. A bunch of ancient giants that want nothing to do with me is the scariest thing I can think of. I nearly pissed myself when a seaturtle wouldn’t leave me alone snorkeling.

“Did you see that?!?!”

Klay out there drinking all day and partying all night and living his best life. Cut that man some slack