I always thought it was caused by a botched tummy tuck, but I could be wrong.

I have no idea which way she leans but *if* she was ever considering it, she’s exactly the kind of plug-her-ears-and-scream-I-can’t-hear-you voter who would go down with that ship.

Honestly she reminded me of the Grinch and I recall someone somewhere calling her “Heather Whoville” so when her cheekbones are particularly pronounced, that’s all I ever see :o/

She is used to dealing with Troy. - an actual 3 year old.

Do we think that the fitness contest was rigged? I mean, she’s worked super hard and looks great, but to win first place? Hmm....

I am dying for Vanderpump Rules. It’s such a sharp contrast to housewives... like Meghan King Edmonds is the same age as most of those “kids”... It always leaves me wondering what happened between Gen X and Millenials because we are TOTAL opposites.

“...there are usually certain lines the Housewives won’t cross...”

When I was watching last night I thought to myself “this is the Housewives dark magic at work...I feel sorry for Kelly Dodd.” She has been totally horrible, the things she says are indefensible and yet her apology is always “I didn’t mean it!” as if everyone’s supposed to just respond “oh, okay then!” But to have…

Heather Dubrow needs to go. She adds NOTHING to the show! All she does is bark at the other ladies like she is the ultimate authority on behavior.

Or admit the lies she told to cover up his (her infamous “cancer binder,” etc.)

Vicki is the Donald Trump of Orange County.

in fact most of the South’s culture was revolving around “protecting” white women and holding them up as signs of purity.

I’ve been rewatcing things that I enjoy, so Parks and Rec and West Wing are in my rotation. I also find the Bravo shows to be mindlessly fun.

The Luciferians are all like “Come on over! We have Merlot and brie!”.

Cue Tom Hanks-as-Chris-Wallace:

If God did send us Donald Trump, I’m pretty comfortable signing myself up for Satan’s hordes. I mean, if we ever needed a clear sign of which side we should be on in this whole thing and who the real bad guy is, I feel like Trump would be it

From an anthropological standpoint it makes sense that the President of the Marshall Islands would not have as much trouble with misogyny. The RMI is a matrilineal society, and traditionally there has been a great deal of parity between the sexes in governing.

But he’s tremendously subtle. No one is more subtle than him.

“I’m not the president of Croatia,” Coco clarifies. “Honestly, I’m tired of having to defend her pro-Eurozone deficit reduction policies. I don’t have an opinion.”

Samantha Bee has been a bright spot in what has been a horror show of an election.