You wouldn’t believe how many cylinders I’ve got. Lock cylinders, wheel cylinders, master cylinder...

We have, it’s not impressive. The build quality is atrocious. Shit, the ride isn’t anything to write home about either.

One of these bad boys right here is what you want for those Subies.

Former master tech here. Don’t do that, use a filter wrench. If the screw driver tears through the filter it becomes a disaster realllll fast.

Toyota is the president of the homeowner’s association and he wants to remind you that a maximum of 2 guests are allowed in the swimming pool.

That Skoda Fabia wagon tho.

I’m no accident expert, but aren’t cars designed nowadays to crumple in the front as that FIAT did? If the car isn’t crumpling, then the drivers and passengers are absorbing the energy from the impact. Looks like the front of the FIAT just slid under the Volvo, hence why the Volvo’s bumper is fine. The seating…

XC70 was designed with a very strong rear end to protect the rear-facing third-row occupants (no longer a factory option, but was when the car was designed).

I try my best to be a Sprinter Trueno.

Toyota doesn't have any good stories from his college days.

Toyota spent his annual bonus on new kitchen appliances and brags about how they increased the value of his home.

Toyota took his family on vacation to sea world. In Ohio.

Toyota has 20 pairs of the same kind of socks because you must never wear them twice and you can always wear any of them if you lose one.

Yours was the other good choice, TBH.

FYI. This is the best group of comments ever on one of my columns.

Your amazing, you deserve a COTW

Congrats, PlanetExpress on beating out ultimatt for COTD.

I was changing oil in one of our yard trucks at my summer job back in the day when my favorite work hat (it was also white) fell into the drain pan. I never wore a hat under a vehicle again.