Toyota’s favorite craft beer is shocktop.

Toyota brings a magazine with the hairstyle he wants to his barber, points at the picture, and says “This one, please.”

Toyota would rather drive around for 20 minutes looking for street parking than waste money on a valet.

Toyota’s favorite cereal is Raisin Bran.

No one really does,

...favorite ‘craft’ beer....

Toyota drives an extra 20 minutes to get that Costco gas.

Toyota wonders why pay for an upgrade when its iPhone 4s works just fine after all these years.

Toyota looks left, right and then left again before crossing the road. You can’t be too careful.

Toyota gets in the pool wearing a t-shirt.

Toyota thought Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” was the greatest rap song ever. Toyota has listened to one rap song.

Toyota really needs a holiday, but is reluctant to leave Fairville...

Dude, you win. All of them you just win.

Toyota goes to the bar and orders a Diet Coke and Vodka

Toyota likes its own comments on Facebook.

Toyota wears socks with sandals.

The volume on a radio in a Toyota only goes up to 4.

Toyota eats pizza with a fork.

“Toyota can’t believe how much money you spent on that trip...”

But what if it is delicious Kobe beef?