Because Berger is the most common type of Shitty Boyfriend. He came into the relationship as the Sad Ex-Boyfriend, but he kept fragments of his past relationship and subjected Carrie to them. He was a mediocre writer that couldn’t take criticism — and he knew he was mediocre, but instead of accepting and working with…

That judge is a piece of shit.

Yes! I was coming here just to say that. People who call themselves “straight shooters” or folks that say shit like “ I don’t sugar coat” are fake as fuck. They’re just assholes.

He just totally made Kanye’s day. Kanye’s new head size: immeasurable.

Also: lol @Whoopi Goldberg getting up to dance with Deion Sanders like her card didn’t get revoked years ago.

Yes to all of this. Hold up, I need to go get my washboard right quick because this article is filling me with the Holy Ghost. The Black one.

I grew up in Seattle and always called it pop. I have no idea where I got that from because no one in the PNW says ‘pop’. I moved to DC when I was 19, and I went to a diner and ordered a pop and the server was like, what?

I was successfully eating lunch until I read, “drown it in ranch”.

Lol @ all the “well maybe the server didn’t know/there’s no such law in Manhattan, how dare he!/maybe the management lied”

Food-man made me laugh so loud just now at a bar that I think I scared off the guy across from me that I’ve been eye-fucking for the last hour.

I hope he steps on a Lego and Barbie high heel.

OH MY GOD THANK YOU HE WAS DRINKING SO LOUD

I’d like to add “It’s God’s will” and bump it up a couple slots.

Wait. Hole up. Lou Diamond Phillips is NOT Latino? What? I mean...anyone that grew up in the 80’s (ME) has to be doing a mental double take right now.

LOL@not understanding the appeal of trash viewing. My mom, too, said it was trash, but she watched Dynasty and The Colbys religiously, sooo....

My mom hated me watching that show when it first came out. She said it was too mature for an 11 year old. But my dad didn’t care, and the reason why I remember Dead Scott is because my dad actually taped his death episode for me because he said it was an important lesson. My mom loved Important Lessons, so we watched…

Wait, didn’t she date Rob Estes’ character later in the show? It was totally him.

It was that kid that shot himself in season 1. Or Steve. (she’s lying she totally boned Steve)

Sooo...has Naya Rivera had work done? I feel like her face has changed in the last couple of years, become more Kim Kardashianesque. Am I imagining this?

The Pope’s on a world tour, Boehner’s stepping down, Doritos are promoting the gay agenda...I don’t know, y’all. Maybe the end really is nigh.