Yep, mostly through Facebook.

That’s kind of fucked up, yet interesting. I should read that.

When I was a kid, I found out my parents had adopted me as an infant. There were at least a handful of times that I used the evil twin excuse — at school, at daycare, and once with my mom herself when I got caught stealing an Archie comic from a bookstore. Of course no one was having it, but I was like, “Hey, how do…

The Groupon rendered this story null and void.

You could have saved yourself the trouble of writing this out twice and just pasted the link to your Yelp review.

Lol you reached so far to pull shade from Rihanna’s comment that I imagine half your body is out the window. That was not shade.

I’m *really* enjoying the fact that Washington state is now a hotbed of interesting stories and entertainment. For the 30 years I lived there it was known for rain, Microsoft, shitty Starbucks, the death of Kurt Cobain, and Sir Mix A Lot.

I STILL WANNA BELIEVE

I recently dealt with a (thankfully) minor bed bug infestation. Every website I visited mentioned hotels as a hotbed for those bastards. After two months of nearly everything I own being in garbage/giant Ziploc bags or plastic bins, I’m now terrified of encountering them in my beloved hotel rooms.

Bristol Palin Is Mad Because No One Important Is Inviting Her Anywhere, Ever

How did they suspect it was meth? That seems like a leap, and it wouldn’t be in the first 20 things I’d suspect.

About a year ago, I was cocktailing on a busy Saturday night. In the couple moments I had to breathe, I was standing by the bar chugging a glass of water. I was facing the room, and I saw this woman come storming up the aisle towards me. I was hoping she just happened to be heading in my general direction, but I knew…

Good lord, that’s a word salad if I’ve ever seen one.

Hahaha! Hahaha! Oh man I hope you actually witnessed this!

How’d she settle on Foodstirs for the name? Why not Cakestirs? Or anything else in the entire universe?

So completely over people that fat-shame under the guise of caring about someone’s health. It’s so fucking transparent and disgusting.

I would bone both of them. But I’d bone Dempsey a second time.

Just read that in Bridget's voice. Bravo.

Whoa. Wait. Hole up.

Because maybe she’s only attracted to white guys? How is that far-fetched or self hating? For the first 29 years of my life, I was obsessed with Latino/Hispanic men, many from America, many immigrants. As a mixed black woman, I had little to moderate success: I was vague enough to look Latina/Hispanic, but that was…