Just because she’s a person of color doesn’t mean that needs,to be the focal point of everything she does. And comparing her to Jindal and Co is weak and baseless. Yes, Aziz jokes/talks about race, but if she doesn’t she wants to be white? As a person of color I find this notion limiting in the least.

Yeah, I think you may be.

But raising a white child in a racially intolerant environment is cool? I’m so over every even remotely supportive argument for this woman.

I forgot how much I hated this woman and now I remember, with the rage of a million molten suns. I remember her arguments about not being prepared for a black child and how was she going to do her hair and, oh my god, she lives in a racist neighborhood!

Let's not forget, she make look like a grown ass woman, but she's only 18. Do you remember what kind of dudes you dated at that age? Between the ages of 17 and 22, I "fell in love" with some real winners. She'll look back later and "wtf was I thinking?!" so hard.

Interestingly enough, that’s one less person that will turn porn to pay for college.

I would camp out in front of the theater like the Star Wars people if Idris Elba was the next James Bond. I’m all for it. BUT. Adrian Lester would make a good second choice.

Exactly. Sorry y’all, but if fucking Taylor Swift or whomever made the same statement, everyone would be tee-heeing over their pumpkin spice lattes and the “Swift #Squad 2020” memes would be abundant. Kanye is a narcissist, yeah, but so what? He IS good at what he does and he says so, just like an abundance of white…

I’m sorry but who the fuck is a Gigi Hadid and why does she keep showing in the periphery of my life?

“Criticism background.”

Favorite salads, ranked:

I want to start by saying I love salad so fucking much.

It really does! I wish EVERYONE had been there. Seriously, it was anti-everything that ever happened to me in that bar or that town. I was always lukewarm to Redneck Cowboy before that, (I don’t think he was a huge fan of me except when he was drunk and would tell me that he thought Spanish girls like me were hot. —…

That is a beautiful gift.

Yes. I feel the same. I imagine it’s due to me spending way too much time absorbing horrible things in the news, also recent violent events. The media constantly reminds us that it’s unsafe to be a woman and I think that may do a bit more harm than good. I’ve always been aware of my surroundings, don’t wear headphones…

The following is one of my favorite Michael Jackson memories:

I’m so glad someone finally mentioned his “singing”. When watching with other people, I would always look wildly around the room during his performances, like, “Does anybody...does anybody else hear this shit?” Apparently no one else ever did.

Dear Canadian Starbucks Lady,

Grill It With No Lines is almost as good as Grill It Till Its Tender.

Of all the remakes nowadays, WHY in the name of Mufasa have they not remade Perfect Strangers?