I don’t even know how I’m typing this because my brain just exploded from cuteness.

She’s right, Trump would absolutely make an incredible president. Just not in the sense that she means.

I am exceedingly jealous of that Claim Jumpers server. To be able to quit a table because they’re too stupid is a gift beyond measure.

God, just look at his fucking face.

Tom Cruise can eat a bag of d’s, but man do I wish I had the power to actually banish someone.

Thank you, I appreciate it. :-)

Thanks for pointing that out. I don’t always scroll through the comments before I post, which clearly is a terrible, terrible failing on my part.

She’s 28? What did I miss here?

I’m one of the medium people. He never brought me a smile.

We’re only just learning about the gunman’s motives. People need to know why.

I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that the number of mass shootings continues to grow rapidly — almost exponentially. We’ve had two in one week. You always think these things happen “somewhere else”, until you go to a fucking Amy Schumer movie and die. This is horrifying. This is going to get worse.

All I get is that you’re working hard to make something out of nothing.

Right.

As I mentioned that both women are generally of the same age, I’m not sure how you got ageism from that. And me saying Madonna should take notes is nowhere near a beat down.

You can take almost any combination of ingredients and condiments, put them between two slices of bread, and it’ll be good. Take those same ingredients and put them in a wrap, and it'll taste like your grandmother's funeral.

I know they’re a few years apart in age, but...Madonna needs to take some notes. This is how you stay relevant.

Man, we all better hope aliens aren’t watching from afar, looking for a reason to destroy our fucking stupid asses. Jesus Christ, people are dumb.

Who’s playing David’s friend that shot himself in season 1? (That was the only episode my parents ever approved of me watching because they thought it was an important message, as if the first thing I’d ever do if I found a gun would be to invite my friend over, say, “Hey, watch this cool trick!” and proceed to spin…

If her tweets are anything like her lyrics, then it’s no wonder I’ve never heard of Cady Groves.

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