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All I want to know is: who will voice the taco, poop, and guy in a turban emoji?

Fucking Seattle, man.

Crab Rangoon: The Return.

The person calling back the next afternoon asking if they still wanted Crab Rangoon felt like the beginning of a horror movie.

Jeanette Parker’s story is my whole fucking life.

This is crazy. If this is the case, my mom should have gone to jail a million times for:

Don’t sleep on the Abominable Snowman.

This is very timely.

He had a shower in his cell? What, did he also have a land line and a personal trainer? What the fuck?

I also feel like The View is where you go when you want to take a break and literally disappear from life. I forget any of these women exist once they start there.

WHY IS SHE STILL TALKING

I read once that he had wooden dentures or something and the adhesive he used made his breath smell abysmal and actresses hated kissing him.

God, that was a fucked up book. And I was reading that shit at 12 years old.

I imagine that Camille views Bill’s life, career, and success as her identity. If she were to admit that he was a rapist, even to herself, I imagine she feels she would lose everything — she would lose her identity. Fifty years. That is a long time. I’m guessing she views her identity as more valuable than the damage…

Holy shit, it was you! I knew I had just read that comment a couple days ago but couldn’t remember where. What kind of sorcery have you wrought?

This can all be boiled down to a hashtag: #WhiteLivesMatter.

Also: when you played MASH, did you end up in a mansion, apartment, shack or house?

Or how bouts a SingleMoon. You know, like when you’re a single woman that vacations solo. Or a BirthdayMoon, like when a single woman takes a birthday trip solo. Or how bouts someone just pitch in some money for my next trip out of town because I’m in love with myself? Hook me up with that package deal.

I know the legal/justice system is unfair to black men (and I’m putting it extremely mildly). But this situation had been known for many years, it didn’t blow up until recently. I just have a hard time with a woman that will deny the voices of DOZENS of women because she doesn’t want to face the truth — and hide that…