Plus, there was that whole JFK kerfuffle.

“Oh- and remember to boycott Keurig by buying a few of their coffee makers and shooting them!”

He’s barely clever enough to plan one step behind.

They’re not attacking Christianity- they’re attacking people who claim to be Christians, but whose actions are completely against everything Jesus stood for.

Pro-life, but don’t let them poors have health care or food stamps or anything else that might improve their quality of life.

That wasn’t criticizing Christianity- it was critical of Pence hiding behind Christianity to justify his horrible beliefs, the majority of which are the opposite of what Jesus taught.

The Muslim ban was Obama’s idea

Exactly. Privilege doesn’t mean being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. It means knowing that you won’t get arrested at Starbucks for sitting down and not ordering. It means knowing the police won’t shoot you in your back yard because you are holding a cell phone. It means being able to shoot up a movie theater…

Not the entire base, but a sizable portion. The fact that Trump has not lost support despite his unwillingness to condemn actual Nazis shows that Republicans are either racist or are not bothered by it.

The alt-right does not exist because the left was mean to them. They exist because they hate minorities- whether they’re minorities due to skin color, religion, or sexual orientation. You don’t make your life’s goal to keep others down and then get to whine about how you’re being demonized.

Look- The white men that voted for Trump have pretty much been the Republican base for years. They were never going to vote for Clinton (or any Democrat) from the get go.

I mean, where’s the Terriers revival we’ve all been waiting for? At least release it on Blu-Ray, FFS.

Katie Rife’s the reason? All this time I thought it was the racists and morons who wanted to stick it to the libs. I guess I was wrong.

“People Sexists who were called sexist elected a sexist because they didn’t like being called sexist”.

It was nice to see a Banjo reference, too, with the movie Linda picked for Bob.

It won’t be Trump speaking it- it’ll be the last thing he posts on Twitter before his phone falls out of his limb fingers.

Hi Dr. JazzyBeans!

Not at all- you could damage an Etch-A-Sketch if you shake it too hard.

They just needed someone to stick their neck out and restructure the company.

After the election, he also thanked African-Americans for not turning out to vote, thereby getting him elected.