“Do you like Dr. Scoggin?”

He needs to work on his Prince Ruprecht impression a little more. He doesn’t quite have it down yet.

OK Dirty Computer Mindcrime of the End of the 21st Century Schizoid Man on the Dark Side of the Moon would be the ultimate Radiohead/Prince/Janelle Monae/Queensryche/Ramones/Supertramp/King Crimson/Pink Floyd/R.E.M. mashup album.

He cares if she leaves him- it would be bad for Donald’s image if his wife walked out on him. When it’s time for the relationship to end, it will be him leaving her for a younger model.

OK Dirty Computer Mindcrime of the End of the 21st Century Schizoid Man would be the ultimate Radiohead/Prince/Janelle Monae/Queensryche/Ramones/Supertramp/King Crimson mashup album.

He may not want to raise Barron, but I’m sure he’d use him as a pawn to manipulate Melania if she ever thought about leaving.

The entire Republican party would suddenly become rabidly pro-choice, and will claim that it’s Democrats who always wanted to ban abortions.

Soundtrack by Chuck Berry

Some say that.

Back in the day, Liberace sued a British tabloid for libel for saying he was gay. And he won!

According to Frank Zappa, your mind is the ugliest part of your body.

My favorite is the much-missed “Mutt-Bowl Surfers”.

Do you break the “and” in “and promote the blessings of liberty” into two syllables, like I do?

Yeah- my friend tried to get through customs with a half-eaten Milky Way bar, but was stopped and told he had to dispose of it. We had always figured that non-allowed food meant fruit and such. We didn’t realize it extended all the way to candy bars.

Oh yeah- Trump the bully is surely the guy you want in charge of a situation that calls for level-headedness and calm rationality. The fact that he is elevating outright warmongers to high positions in his administration shows just how much a man of peace he is.

You’re right- Donald “I don’t know why we have nuclear weapons if we’re never going to use them” Trump is a peace-loving hippy. I feel so much safer now.

We won’t ever get laws like this until Republicans can figure out how having dark skin causes one to experience a severe lack of morals and/or integrity.

Jake specifically mentions they are there when he and Boyle walk in.

I got a Community of Christ notice for this?

Let he who is without a crappy comedy throw the first stone.