Claiming to be cavemen would imply that Republicans believe in evolution, and we know that ain’t so.

Stupid Watergate needs the most attention.

I had this conversation with a new co-worker recently:

Two years is enough time for him to run as the outsider candidate in 2020.

Yeah- and he should have known better than to raise a spoiled and selfish daughter.

Given the electorate’s short memory, if he leaves now he can run for president as the outsider candidate in 2020.

I’m sure there are a couple of red Indians and Renaissance courtier artists in there, too.

You mean the flying hawk-chicken people?

After that one dinosaur threw Jesus off its back, and nearly stomped him to death, God emptied some of that divine wrath on their asses.

Never argue with a moron. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.

I’ve never seen it, but, knowing how much Ghibli films move and affect me, it is perhaps the only good film I’ve ever flat-out stated I will never watch. I just don’t think I could handle it.

An official DVD/Blu-Ray release of Let It Be has been “about a year away” for the past 20 or so years. I don’t think the Beatles will ever agree to let that see the light of day.

She’s blonde and conservative men find her physically attractive, so of course she’s more qualified to give her opinions than an ordinary schlub.

Nope- he was a mechanic. He worked on my hotrod.

I hope after all this is done, Ingraham won’t even be able to get a job as a Secretariat at small accounting firm.

At least the shirt’s got sleeves.

Of all the women linked with Trump, Melania seems to be the one that’s least his type.

One of my conservative Christian acquaintances spent 8 years railing about how horrible Obama was, and constantly criticized Hillary and the Democrats, and was so proud of his own moral rectitude. Of course, he was a huge Trump supporter. When I asked how he could support Trump, given that he was the least moral…

She also has a lot of similarities to Marla Maples, too.

Shouldn’t you be tweeting about world affairs instead commenting on the Takeout, Mr. President?