Another pun thread? Let’s dive right in.

Who says they’re not the same entity?

“I’m gonna make you a vagina you can’t refuse.”

And even stranger, given his obsessions with vaginas and the men who encounter them, is that he didn’t incorporate any of “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” into the movie.

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I think those audiences would completely reject that sermon. Isn’t the modern American Evangelical movement based around the idea that faith, not deeds, will get you to Heaven? It makes it much easier to claim to be a Christian when you don’t have to actually do any of that messy feeding the hungry or sheltering the…

As Dick Cheney was alleged to have said “Anyone can invade Iraq. Real men invade Iran.”

Were you visiting Wisconsin on vacation?

“You know- I’m so good-looking and rich and powerful that I could steal any girlfriend you ever have away from you. And, since your mom is getting so old and ugly, I definitely will be seducing all of them.”

You mean the one who bragged that if he had been inducted, he would have shot more American soldiers than Viet Cong soldiers?

That’s assuming that a denizen of the Mid-West (especially someone eating Skyline Chili) would ever voluntarily consume a green vegetable that wasn’t covered in ranch dressing.

As played by Mama Cass.

I think I’ve told this story on here before, but anyway...

But, on no level, does Mitt Romney care.

My favorite Bob reaction of the night was when the Wizard of Books walked into the restaurant.

Hank Azaria contains potassium Benzoate.

Eazy-e, please no! I just a whole plate of dingamagoo!

I liked Ray’s line from last year’s cross-over event, when he said that Supergirl looks like his cousin. It was a pretty cool reference to Routh’s having played Superman in Superman Returns.

David Dennison is a horrible name, too. To bad Dick van Dyke and Peter O’Toole were already taken.

Just for the “Danny Boy” scene alone.