Olive Garden is Italian food created for and by people who have never eaten Italian food.

Or, to put in Trumpian terms- “No Puerto Ricans voted for me for president, so screw them.”

Maine Governor LePage wanted to get Shift, Smoothie, and D-Money, but they were all busy impregnating white women.

For some reason, Frederick Douglass wasn’t returning their calls.

Now I’m mentally singing “Quaaludes and Cosby” to the tune of “Incense and Peppermint.”

It was definitely different before Reagan and, especially, the Meese Commission. Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, etc. were all widely available- pretty much any store that had a magazine rack carried them. I think the only places that didn’t carry them were grocery stores.

No matter who won, they were going to reliably vote with the Republicans 100% of the time.

And how will male drivers treat them? In Ecuador, male drivers give women no respect- they cut them off, box them in, etc. Driving with a woman is scary because the men treat them like they shouldn’t be on the road. I can only imagine it will be worse in the even more chauvinistic Saudi Arabia.

Wasn’t it Harry Knowles, or someone at his site, that speculated about how Claire’s (from “Heroes”) regenerative power worked, and whether it meant that every time she had sex, her hymen would regenerate?

MORE (White) POW(D)ER!

I’m sure he’ll soon be on another show where he’s married to a much younger wife and has a bunch of high school age kids- you know, like most septuagenarians.

There’s nothing finer in the world than Kaitlyn Olson on the verge of throwing up.

Can you provide one instance in which one of the protestors bashed the National Anthem? You know- a quote, or a link to an article, or something?

Well, I guess it could have been worse- you could have called me a “cuck”.

So Russians are in their bubble because of the government, while Trumpsters are in theirs voluntarily?

It’s much better if you put them both in a blender, and make a smoothie out it.

Should they put trigger warnings on all cooking articles? Or just the ones dealing with “ethnic” recipes, snowflake?

Time to start blacklisting some Senators.

How are they any different than Trump/GOP worshippers? They’re usually quick on the draw to post on Facebook the latest BS Fox is pushing.

But this is the only one that actually affects Americans at home, so it’s the only that counts.