The mere fact that you call it pop pop tells me you're not ready.

That countdown's more of a Ramones thing.

He also told Putin about the strike before he launched it, and, surprisingly, as a result, the Syrians moved all of their planes out of the area. And then, we only aimed missiles at the periphery of the base. The airstrip was back in use in less than 24 hours.

Of course Hitler was a liberal- "Nazi" was short for National Socialist!

Because the country they're pointing their nuclear weapon(s) at is run by an equally unstable leader who once wondered what's the point of having nuclear weapons if you never use them.

As long as this means they're going to stop shoving it down our throats, I'll be happy.

That was quick.

That's because she committed the unforgivable sin of not being hot any more.

I don;t know if this is an urban legend or not, but apparently, Viagra was the bane of a lot young trophy wives' lives, because it enabled their rich, older husbands to have sex again, which is not what the wives originally signed up for.

W had the Bush family name to trade on. What did Limbaugh have to get him into an accredited university?

But beware of those who come along simply to troll.

Are you sure he's not talking about helping the Kurds?

Yes- it's a comically bad translation of "I will stand"

With you, maybe.

Just enough to wash down the lead paint chips.

Punching down is never acceptable. A minority beating up a member of an even more marginalized minority is still committing a hate crime.

It's a show for African-Americans by African-Americans, therefore we should just give guests on it a pass when they "joke" about killing trans people?

Actually, if I remember it right, he tried to hug Jerry Jones, but got denied.

He was way cool.

Unfortunately, people are people, no matter where they're from. My wife is Ecuadorian, and Ecuadorians tend to strongly dislike Peruvians, who are considered the hillbillies of Latin America. In Ecuador itself, my wife's family is looked down upon because they have a strong indigenous and African ancestry, and look…