Mandela effect?

Back in the day, I had a co-worker who, in all seriousness, asked if Young MC and MC Hammer were related because they were both named "MC".

Why a duck?

Tooth is beauty.

And his slutty wife with her bare arms, and his ghetto trash daughters for listening to rap.

I thought his truest peers were the Russian prostitutes he hired.

Philly also has a sign commemorating the house where Larry Fine was born.

As Clive James said about her: "She dances better than she looks. She sings better than she dances. And everyone knows someone who sings better than she does."

She's eating dinner with Chuck Cunningham as we speak.

Kinja is many times worse.

Especially for breakfast.

I took my wife, our daughter and our niece went to the GhibliFest showing of My Neighbor Totoro yesterday. It was fun to finally see it on a movie screen, with a large crowd of people.

Autoomobiiiiiille???

Trump's doing it already. He's been going around saying they have to kill Obamacare because the Democrats won't work with the Republicans on a new health care plan. Apparently, according to Trump, the only reason the current Republican plan is so terrible is because they can't get the Democrats to help them craft a…

But does he care? Does he think it was wrong? Or does he just think that his desires are more important than anything else?

It should also probably smile more, too.

That and "Make sure the drugs are strong enough to completely erase their memories of the 24 hours surrounding the assault."

In Cosby's America, first you get the money. Then you get the Quaaludes. Then you rape the women.

Not great, Bob!

It's bad enough that Trump is president. Now our healthcare hinges on Ted Cruz doing the right thing?