Sorry, but you have too much faith in Trump. My feeling is that as 2018 approaches, and the investigations are still on-going, he take a page from W's 2002 playbook- start gearing up for war with North Korea in the run-up to the elections. The Republicans will automatically give him their full support, and Democrats…

The urine part was donated by the Chines- you know how they like to play jokes.

And they have long recognized the need to be charitable and to contribute their time for the community- I mean, look how many years they spent doing volunteer work for the plantation owners in the South.

Nancy Kulp (Miss Hathaway from "The Beverly Hillbillies") ran for Congress as a Democrat in 1984, but lost. In that election, Buddy Ebsen taped an ad for her opponent, claiming Kulp was too liberal to hold office.

8 foot tie, you say? He's really overcompensating, isn't he?

Seeing how much Trump enjoys bullying and humiliating Christie, and how much Christie is willing to take it, I'm sure Trump is salivating at the possibility of being able to push the head of the FBI around.

Why do you think Tiffany's going to law school?

The daughter must not have led a good life.

If you're reading this and you voted for Trump, go fuck yourself.

No- that's the vacuum cleaner.

Rock me, Amadeus!

They'll always find a way to be shitty to the trans community.

Can I come work at your company, then? I am pretty sure my employer would hang us out to dry. The last time they changed our plan for a more expensive one that covered less, a lot of us complained. The president of our division simply told us "If you don't want to spend a lot of money on health care, my best advice…

Boy, I hope that Donald never really groped her, because that would count as a pre-existing condition, and then poor Ivanka would never be able to afford health insurance.

Before this latest version, you'd be right, but there's also a provision that allows employers to use the insurance standards of any state in the Union, if they don't have any employees there. So, if your boss in New York decides that their current plan is too expensive, he can just use the plan of a state that has…

If you're not worth at least $10Million by your 40th birthday, just commit suicide.

Why don't they just declare the absence of a Y-chromosome as a pre-existing condition and be done with it?

It's as Ann on the nose of punk's face.

More like "less than 1% of 'Merica wins again!"

Has Homer ever fought a bear?