He can't be all bad- I've heard he has a very close relationship with his older daughter.

Hey! I'm one of those Italians from Washington Township! Of course, when I lived there, township was halfway through its transition from rural yokeldom to Guidoville. When my cousins graduated a few years later, it looked like everyone was an extra from The Jersey Shore.

People who desperately want you to think they're richer and classier than they really are. You know- like the Trumps.

Man! I am screwing up left and right here. I am just throwing out alternative facts.

My bad. Although one of the magnates was George Bush, father of one president, and grand-father of another.

The Republicans tried to stage a military coup to take him out in the 30s. The main reason they failed was because the General they chose to lead the coup was an honorable man and he turned them in.

Doubly effective if the Muslim is named "Ivanka"

Blackenstein, Blackula, the Hunchblack of Notre Dame- the list goes on.

Phyllis Coates may have just turned 90, but she'll still cut you up good, man!

Some conservatives still like to remind us that the majority of Democrats opposed the Civil Rights Act.

Honest question- what's the point of Trump's executive orders? It's no secret that the current Congress would willingly pass any legislation that he sent to them. Why has he bypassed Congress completely?

I used to think that, too, but now I'm beginning to doubt it. In one week, Trump has shown that you can grab as much power as you want, destroy every institution that stands in your way, and place highly incompetent people in positions of power, and make policy based on how much profit you and cronies will receive…

But the newspaper headline read "Truman Defeats Dewey"

Bogey actually said "Play it again, Sam."

It was definitely up there. All season I was wondering why they were burning through the plot so quickly, and then, bam! Perfect justification.

If we are listing what not to Google, you might as well include "Elvis Presley and Priscilla Beaulieu/Ginger Alden"

Odd for Seinfeld to make remarks about this, given that he started dating Shoshanna Lonstein when she was 17 and he was 38.

He was surprisingly funny (at least to me) whenever he showed up on the Howard Stern show.

For a very brief time, that was one of Lincoln's favorite lines.

True story (and by true, I mean possibly apocryphal)- in the mid-90s, Meryl Streep was given a script for a movie about a woman and her college-age daughter. When she asked if she would consider doing the movie, she replied "It depends- who are you getting to play the mother?"