Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Let’s stop it with the pun threads, Mack.

At least he was fully conscious and not semi-conscious.

With spoon engines, T66 turbos, NOS, Motec exhaust, and Mashimoto tires. All courtesy of Harry’s, of course, overnighted from Japan.

If you want to do this right, you need a 95 Civic.

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Good.  It’s not like anything else good has happened to the Astros since then.

So the two best sluggers on Earth can’t get a major league spot?

Annoy people trying to get decent results out of a Google Image Search, I find.

yeah that was a good piece too.

Yeah.. didn’t he do a whole piece about how initiating gaslighting training in children with the whole Santa Claus thing was just fine and who would want to grow up without it?

Oh yeah, I remember that. 

Why would we have to convince him that he did something everyone already knows he did?

Quick, Kinja, everyone convince Drew he wrote the exact opposite a year ago.

If you regularly video chat your gf where your presumably male roommates have the opportunity for shenanigans, you’re gonna get shenanigans.

Fuckin’ Ryan.

Attitude is everything with this one. It could have been super creepy or just classic roommate jackassery. 

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

It looks absolutely amazing after rain. Took this on my 3 a few weeks ago