What you’re telling me is that I can start renting large empty rooms to auto mechanics. 

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

We are the same person, only minus the “All I need is just a couple fun size bars or a handful of bears and I’m good” part because I will absolutely get the 3 lb bag of Haribo bears at Costco with the intent of having a couple small handfuls a day and having it last for weeks, only to tear into it before I’m out of…

I’m a sad person.

I would say I have an addiction to the internet, but it’s not like I’m on Deadspin in the middle of the work day reading and commenting on stupid shit while missing pretty important deadlines.

Candy.

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

I would like to apologize. You gave a very good answer, but my comment was a font joke. A sans serif font joke to be precise.

Just think of AI as prediction.

This is fucking awesome

1 is right

This isn’t a car, this is just a

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

I can only think there are way too many commenters here who don’t know the agony of defeat.

I’ve noticed more and more people using “shit” as an adjective instead of a noun, i.e., “this is shit pizza.” This is fucking stupid and wrong. How do I know that this person isn’t actually eating shit pizza? The phrase should be, “this is shitty pizza.” Why are people doing this? People need to stop doing this.

I drank 10 40s and I’m barely feeling anything.

Pfft, I just did back to back 1040's. Gettin’ that shit done early this year.